♫Our fair country, Canada, is north of USA.
Our Maritimes are lovely and our prairies give us hay.
You might think you Yankees are better than us Canucks.
Well, we don't need no microchips inside our hockey pucks.♫
Our Maritimes are lovely and our prairies give us hay.
You might think you Yankees are better than us Canucks.
Well, we don't need no microchips inside our hockey pucks.♫
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We're awfully nice to strangers, our manners be our curse.
It's cool in many ways to be Canadian.
We won't say that we're better, it's just that we're less worse.♫
It's cool in many ways to be Canadian.
We won't say that we're better, it's just that we're less worse.♫
- The Arrogant Worms
Justin Bieber launched his own line of Crocs in October. They are sold out.
It's time to retire the the Proud Canadian song.
Justin Bieber has a similar effect on the retch reflex as Crocs. Jx
ReplyDeleteGood gods! Who buys them?!? Blind people?
ReplyDeleteI know blind people with more taste.
DeleteForgive me, I had a momentary lapse in concentration due to the Biebered Crocs.
DeleteOf course blind people wouldn't buy them. Well, unless they have no taste, no sense of smell or touch, and their guide dog dropped dead at the sight of those monstrosities and so couldn't bark a warning or drag them out of the shop.
Justin Bieber and Crocs - there’s a match made in hell. I wonder if there’s a Justin Bieber in Crocs calendar? Just to finish off 2020 properly.
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Oh Scarlet.....don't give him any ideas. Hasn't 2020 been cruel enough?
DeleteI'm trying to figure which calendar would be worse, the Bieber/Crocs one or the Cliff Richard one? Do you still have Cliff Richard your side of the pond? We've had him in the UK for the past 200 years.
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Now, now Miss Scarlett. Don’t forget that not many years ago Sir Cliff was the best selling male calendar for Danilo. Exactly why I don’t know.
DeleteAs it happens, there IS a 2021 JB calendar. And you're all getting one for Christmas.
DeleteCliff Richard expired in Canada years ago, as far as I know but I'm sure someone will prove me wrong.
I suggest we follow Maddie's advice, below, regarding double Crocs.
Maybe Sir Cliff could make a comeback in Canada by modelling Crocs for Mr Bieber? There's a thought to cheer your Xmas up. Jx
DeleteRemember those double bananas in Beasts ass ? Bieber is about to have double crocs up his ass.
ReplyDeletePOX ON CROCS!
ReplyDeleteI don’t care if a celebrity launches a range or they’re Balenciaga. Never Crocs.
What a cruel poolside photograph. Is this really actually "Justin Bieber" ? No, I will not click to embigulate.
ReplyDeleteHe looks like a fourteen year old who did not want to come with the parents on this stupid vacancy. These plastic "shoes" will be a big hit among the five to seven year olds, so they do not have to glue their farting Einhörner on Mum's gardening "shoes".
As I know CLiff Richards is still alive, nearly ninety and working on his comeback. Like Keif.
Is that moron holding his dick?
ReplyDeleteNorma, question not,
Deletethe hand of the beholder.
Whether digits penetrating,
or gloved hand firmly upon a shoulder.
What one holds,
and ain't it grand,
to cup a throbbing member,
in one's own sweaty hand.
Moron or otherwise,
the currency of touch,
building bridges unexpected,
or a tussle in one's hutch.
Celebrate the handiness,
and menfolk liberation.
As for Justin Bieber,
curse him with only masturbation.
I saw a lovely pair on Amazon the other day, tie-dye they were. What's all this talk about Cliff Richard, has he carked it? I prefer Shakin Stevens myself.
ReplyDeleteDo you think Justine Bieber and Sir Cliff have ever met?
ReplyDeleteHaha! I don't think we should go there!
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Justine was thunderstruck.
DeleteHahahahaha
ReplyDeleteI saw the snap on CaliBoy's blog and had to come and see how people tore apart Justin's crocs. And I was not disappointed!
LMAOOO
XOXO
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