JON: Speaking of ho's, I want to thank you for recommending Scotty Bower's memoir, “Full Service: My Adventures in Hollywood and the Secret Sex Lives of the Stars.” A great read!
Not even going to try and top the Inexplicable's Lumberjack ditty.Merry Christmas to you all. Now, I do believe Scarlet has some glittery balls at hers...bye!
Frohe Weihnachten Mistress !
ReplyDeleteFrohes neues Jahr, Herr Mago!
DeleteFa-la-fucking-la!
ReplyDeleteNorma, you can comment again! And boy, did you ever!
DeleteHo-ho-fucking-ho! Jx
ReplyDeleteJON: Speaking of ho's, I want to thank you for recommending Scotty Bower's memoir, “Full Service: My Adventures in Hollywood and the Secret Sex Lives of the Stars.” A great read!
DeleteWere you in it? Jx
DeleteIn it? there's probably several chapters of MJ!!!!
DeleteJON & MADDIE: Don't make me ban you at Christmas, of all times.
DeleteMerry Christmas MJ!
ReplyDeleteI turned my mistletoe belt buckle in for mistletoe underwear...i hope you won't mind?
And speaking of ho's, again!
DeleteNorma dear,
ReplyDeletePine tree scented,
and all rough hewn,
Santa's singin'
a raunchy tune.
For he's dined alfresco,
in your sloppy space,
he's got your lint trap
upon bearded face.
Mrs. Claus will be a'fury,
Her man love lost,
to your snatch's slurry.
And so you sit,
his cap in hand,
wearing 5 gallons lube,
1/2 cup of sand.
He'll drive his sleigh,
so deep within,
you're sanded smooth;
doused in sloe gin.
Happy New Year Norma!
And a Happy PineSol
Deletedrenched New Year Testy Darling!
TESTY & NORMA: It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas.
DeleteOne leg straight up
ReplyDeletehow very limber.
Shame his wood has fallen
TIMMMMBERRR!!!
Or something... (it's embarassing next to Testosterone's Norma ballad)
Have a Wonderful Winterval, Very Mistress! x
MR. DeVICE: Here's to getting your leg up and your leg over at Christmas.
DeleteWunderbar Winterval to you, too!
Happy Christmas, Ms Mistress!!!! Have a good one!!
ReplyDeleteSxxx
Happy Christmas to you, Miss Scarlet!
DeletePardon my not popping 'round to yours for Christmas (that's goes for ALL of you) but I hope to catch up with everyone soon.
Not even going to try and top the Inexplicable's Lumberjack ditty.Merry Christmas to you all. Now, I do believe Scarlet has some glittery balls at hers...bye!
ReplyDeleteScarlet sparkles at the best of times.
DeleteThe tree looks a bit sparse.
ReplyDeleteHappy Christmas MJ!
Sparse rhymes with arse but I can't be arsed to think up a verse.
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