Sunday, February 11, 2018

Smut-Free Sunday

We take a break from our usual fare to guide you into a life of clean living.

Could you pass the escalator test?...

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Now ponder this...


Source: A Christian modesty guide PDF published in 2016, showing women how to dress appropriately.
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18 comments:

  1. LẌ9:38 AM, February 11, 2018

    If Jesus is busy doing miracles, does He need a substitute observer for the escalator and bending tests? I'm asking for "a friend."

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    1. The Mistress2:29 PM, February 11, 2018

      LX: Tell “your friend” to ask himself, “What would Jesus do?”

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  2. hayward9:48 AM, February 11, 2018

    If I was on an escalator wearing a short skirt, the real question is whether he would be saying his own name under his breath.

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    1. The Mistress2:29 PM, February 11, 2018

      HAYWARD: I’d be close at your heels, making sure no pervs could “upskirt” you.

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  3. Inexplicable DeVice12:36 PM, February 11, 2018

    I can't possibly hope to top LẌ's and Hayward's hilarious comments, so all I'll say is: Jesus would never use an escalator in case his robe or sandals got caught and he got dragged under. Of course, it would never happen if he paid attention to what was going on around him rather than looking up girls' skirts...

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    1. The Mistress2:30 PM, February 11, 2018

      MR. DeVICE: I just hope he doesn’t ditch the sandals in favour of these.

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  4. eroswings1:24 PM, February 11, 2018

    Some of Jesus' favorite people were sluts and whores. He would approve, not judge.

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    1. The Mistress2:30 PM, February 11, 2018

      EROS: Sluts and whores, yes but I have to draw the line at tax collectors.

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  5. normadesmond1:26 PM, February 11, 2018

    Smut-free? Hardly.

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  6. Anonymous2:23 PM, February 11, 2018

    As an occasional kilt-wearer, this leaves me with a lot to ponder...

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    1. The Mistress2:31 PM, February 11, 2018

      ANON: You’re going to need to study that PDF.

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  7. Mitzi 10:20 AM, February 12, 2018

    Jezabel

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    1. The Mistress10:27 AM, February 12, 2018

      MITZI: The Mistress loves a Biblical bad girl.

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  8. dinahmow4:04 PM, February 12, 2018

    So...the Christians have a dress guide for women.How about one for the men whose pants sag to almost knee-level, affording/offending us views of their bum cracks (probably what Americans would call assholes)?

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    1. The Mistress4:21 PM, February 12, 2018

      DINAHMOW: The Mistress agrees with you, with the exception of this guy.

      He can stay.

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  9. Ms Scarlet11:13 AM, February 13, 2018

    I hope I never accidentally sit on Jesus... his fault for looking up my skirt.
    Sx

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