MISTRESS MADDIE: ♫The Candy Man makes everything he bakes Satisfying and delicious Now you talk about your childhood wishes You can even eat the DISHES♫
I go to the kitchen to fix myself something to eat...or if I feel like eating out, the nearest Taco Bell, Dunkin' Donuts, or local eatery--hold the penis, I'll have extra ketchup and mayo, please.
My favorite and most nutritious meal of the day.....and that beats a sausage link. First
ReplyDeleteEARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM!!!!
MISTRESS MADDIE: Did you lick your plate clean?
DeleteThat's no worm!
DeleteMR. DeVICE: Oh right, it’s not segmented.
DeleteThere was a plate?
DeleteMISTRESS MADDIE:
Delete♫The Candy Man makes everything he bakes
Satisfying and delicious
Now you talk about your childhood wishes
You can even eat the DISHES♫
The Infomaniac Cafeteria, of course!
ReplyDeleteLX: FOOD FIGHT!!!
DeleteWe here at Infomaniac discourage food waste. Eat your sausage.
I asked for a fork.
ReplyDeleteJEFFERY: The waiters here are snippy.
DeleteThey'll tell you to fork off.
IHOP
ReplyDeleteInternational House of Penis
NORMA: That explains this story.
DeleteThe nearest glory-hole, if something as nutritious as that were on the other side! Jx
ReplyDeleteJON: Try this place in Toronto.
DeleteNothing like a nice coat of glaze.....
DeleteWho brings their hammer to breakfast?
ReplyDeletePEENEE: I’ve been bringing a hammer to breakfast since you imposed that fatwa on me.
DeleteWhen Peter, Paul & Mary sang, "If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning...."
DeleteIsn't that thing about to hammer someone?
NORMA: Well, there is that line that goes, "I'd hammer out love between my brothers." So YOU be the judge.
DeleteI go to the kitchen to fix myself something to eat...or if I feel like eating out, the nearest Taco Bell, Dunkin' Donuts, or local eatery--hold the penis, I'll have extra ketchup and mayo, please.
ReplyDeleteEROS: Extra ketchup makes it look like a crime scene.
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