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Left to right: Bachelor #1, Bachelor #2, Bachelor #3.
Tell us which man is for you and how you plan to spend your date.
Note: Contestants have undergone background checks to prevent this sort of thing from taking place.
Monday, December 04, 2017
The Dating Game
Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service invites you to participate in a televised dating game. Here are this week's contestants...
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Left to right: Bachelor #1, Bachelor #2, Bachelor #3.
Tell us which man is for you and how you plan to spend your date.
Note: Contestants have undergone background checks to prevent this sort of thing from taking place.
[via]
Left to right: Bachelor #1, Bachelor #2, Bachelor #3.
Tell us which man is for you and how you plan to spend your date.
Note: Contestants have undergone background checks to prevent this sort of thing from taking place.
Someone please put a mirror near the nose of bachelor number three.
ReplyDeleteHAYWARD: I take it you’re ruling out Bachelor #3?
DeleteNone of them....unles one has Parkinson's and can give a good hand job.
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: You’ll thrive in the Villa of Queens.
DeleteI'll have the richest one nearest death's door. We'll spend the date coffin shopping!
ReplyDeleteDorothy Shaw: "Honey, did it ever occur to you that some people just don't care about money?"
DeleteLorelei Lee: "Please, we're talking serious here."
Jx
MR. DeVICE & JON: Who said romance is dead?
DeleteOK, the guy on the end is Bert Mustin - a a reliable and busy bit player in the early days of TV. The guy on the end is familiar, and his name will come to me, eventually. The guy in the middle? Where is Felix or Norma?
ReplyDeleteYup, Bert is very recognizable, but I'm not sure about the other two.
DeleteCOOKIE & NORMA: Left to right: Percy Helton, Hal K. Dawson & Burt Mustin.
DeleteWell done, Bitches.
ew ew ew! none of my friends would want a guy who's got one foot in the grave, yet alone me! bet you need a magnifying glass to find their nuts!
ReplyDeleteANNE MARIE: If it’s big nuts you’re after, check out the set on the guy in the post below this one.
DeleteSpeaking as a friend of Anne Marie, I must correct her. I would. If the old poof was worth millions, with a foot one the grave, and the other on a banana peel, I do what it takes....... call me Anna Nicole.
DeleteAnna Nicole.
DeleteI know Tinder is not for those who reside at the
ReplyDeleteIVQOHHRH (we definitely need a catchier acronym), but don't these three look like actual tinder?
I don't think any of them want a date,
unless the date comes with a high colonic.
NORMA: I’m adding “high colonics” to the menu at the Infomaniac Cafeteria.
DeleteYou’re right. We need a shorter acronym for the Villa of Queens Old Homosexuals' Haven Retirement Home. How about VOQ …short for Villa of Queens? VOQ … rhymes with COQ.
VOQ...in bright flashing neon. You'll have the "No Vacancy" sign lit in no time!
DeleteVOQ it is, Norma.
DeleteI'm guessing that three vacancies are about to open up at the Villa.
ReplyDeleteEROS: Judging by Bachelor #3, a vacancy has just opened up.
DeleteI would like them all.... to get up and leave me with a nice set of rocking chairs that I can update and sell on eBay.
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I have just noticed that Hayward is looking very cute today. Can I have Hayward?
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