Carole-Jeanne caught syphilis from her "perfect man" and retreated to a convent; William-Thomas's persistent cruising of rest areas along the out-of-town highway has led to his third term in jail; Nancy-Lorraine is living in blissful retirement with her "secretary" Shereen and their twelve cats; James-Christian was murdered by a woman he attempted to molest in the car park of Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen; and Lawrence-Richard went missing on an attempt to cross the Andes without a guide. My vote is for James-Robert, who obviously ended up in porn and is now has his own late-night show "Judy and Friends" on a minor radio station in Southern California. Jx
William Thomas ...they all said he looked like Sal Mineo.He met a similar end.
Jan Christian...with that turning out the lights line he became a stand-up comedian.His first gig opened with the line he stole from Lawrence Richard,(He still doesn't know where he's going.)
I'm staying well away from the gals in case MJ is one of them.
Lawrence Richard drifted across America subsisting on the pittance he earned in various bands, until he reached L.A. There, he ended up in a couple of porn flicks with classmate James Robert (thanks Jon!), before sliding deep into L.A.'s seedy underbelly. He emerged briefly into the spotlight with guest-starring turns in Bewitched, Laverne & Shirley, and the Sandy Duncan Show. He was last seen alive with one "Jane Christine" on a yacht bound for Cuba.
Carole Jean disappeared shortly after leaving school, exploding back into public view in 1979 when she was exposed as the Reynolds Wrap Murderer. The bodies of seventeen missing young men were found, perfectly preserved in reams of Reynolds Wrap, in her basement. She escaped jail due to a technicality and became the face of Reynolds Wrap from 1982 to 84.
Carol Jeanne Knibbs was convicted of serial murdering 17 men she dated by luring them into her web with promises of a night they’d never forget with that twinkle.
Jame Robert Jozwiak had a promising political career until his string of arrests for chronic public masterbation in his youth was revealed.
William Thomas Kalher and Lawrence Richard Flynn left on their long planned road trip to San Francisco the day after graduation. They liked the city so much they opened a flower/card shop that is opened to this day.
Nancy Lorraine “Tits” Hieler was the Playboy centerfold for June 1964. She married a Texas millionaire oilman whom she met at the Playboy Mansion in the gincuzzi there.
James Christian Guggisberg turned out the light one night and was never seen again. Alien abduction was suspected. An anal probe was found his room.
In a rare moment of sober inspiration, Carole Jeanne "BJ" Knibbs combined her love of Jameson Irish Whiskey, smut, cake, knitting, and Canadianilia to found a small, but much beloved niche blog.
A good laugh will be had by all at the 2023 class reunion when it is inadvertently discovered that classmates Jozwaik, Kahler, Heiler, Guggisberg, and Flynn are regular commenters on her blog!
Nancy Lorraine Heiler - what a gal! Due to being statuesque and full of pep she decided to fight the odds and become a race horse jockey. She was never to win a race and died in poverty in 1979. She hit the headlines in 1974 when she left her seven children and a hamster called Merry in a service station on the A26 before vanishing with a vertically challenged lorry driver heading to Southampton for a Jousting tournament featuring the Bay City Rollers and a pair of donkies. Sx
Carole-Jeanne caught syphilis from her "perfect man" and retreated to a convent; William-Thomas's persistent cruising of rest areas along the out-of-town highway has led to his third term in jail; Nancy-Lorraine is living in blissful retirement with her "secretary" Shereen and their twelve cats; James-Christian was murdered by a woman he attempted to molest in the car park of Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen; and Lawrence-Richard went missing on an attempt to cross the Andes without a guide. My vote is for James-Robert, who obviously ended up in porn and is now has his own late-night show "Judy and Friends" on a minor radio station in Southern California. Jx
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DeleteWilliam Thomas ...they all said he looked like Sal Mineo.He met a similar end.
ReplyDeleteJan Christian...with that turning out the lights line he became a stand-up comedian.His first gig opened with the line he stole from Lawrence Richard,(He still doesn't know where he's going.)
I'm staying well away from the gals in case MJ is one of them.
Lawrence Richard drifted across America subsisting on the pittance he earned in various bands, until he reached L.A. There, he ended up in a couple of porn flicks with classmate James Robert (thanks Jon!), before sliding deep into L.A.'s seedy underbelly. He emerged briefly into the spotlight with guest-starring turns in Bewitched, Laverne & Shirley, and the Sandy Duncan Show. He was last seen alive with one "Jane Christine" on a yacht bound for Cuba.
ReplyDeleteCarole Jean disappeared shortly after leaving school, exploding back into public view in 1979 when she was exposed as the Reynolds Wrap Murderer. The bodies of seventeen missing young men were found, perfectly preserved in reams of Reynolds Wrap, in her basement. She escaped jail due to a technicality and became the face of Reynolds Wrap from 1982 to 84.
Carol Jeanne Knibbs was convicted of serial murdering 17 men she dated by luring them into her web with promises of a night they’d never forget with that twinkle.
ReplyDeleteJame Robert Jozwiak had a promising political career until his string of arrests for chronic public masterbation in his youth was revealed.
William Thomas Kalher and Lawrence Richard Flynn left on their long planned road trip to San Francisco the day after graduation. They liked the city so much they opened a flower/card shop that is opened to this day.
Nancy Lorraine “Tits” Hieler was the Playboy centerfold for June 1964. She married a Texas millionaire oilman whom she met at the Playboy Mansion in the gincuzzi there.
James Christian Guggisberg turned out the light one night and was never seen again. Alien abduction was suspected. An anal probe was found his room.
In a rare moment of sober inspiration, Carole Jeanne "BJ" Knibbs combined her love of Jameson Irish Whiskey, smut, cake, knitting, and Canadianilia to found a small, but much beloved niche blog.
ReplyDeleteA good laugh will be had by all at the 2023 class reunion when it is inadvertently discovered that classmates Jozwaik, Kahler, Heiler, Guggisberg, and Flynn are regular commenters on her blog!
PS: Did I win yet?
DeleteMay we remind you that this post is NOT a competition.
ReplyDeleteHowever, it IS a reminder to The Mistress of why she loves blogging. Your comments are what really make this blog. Mwah!
*hopes these grads never Google themselves*
Yes,the comment thread is what keeps me "in."
DeletePerhaps I'll tackle the gals after all...
Nancy Lorraine Heiler - what a gal! Due to being statuesque and full of pep she decided to fight the odds and become a race horse jockey. She was never to win a race and died in poverty in 1979. She hit the headlines in 1974 when she left her seven children and a hamster called Merry in a service station on the A26 before vanishing with a vertically challenged lorry driver heading to Southampton for a Jousting tournament featuring the Bay City Rollers and a pair of donkies.
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Perhaps the commentators need to locate and "get acquainted with" the grad of their choosing.
ReplyDeleteMy guess is William Thomas would be mystified and delighted by the sudden attention.
I'd like to see the committee that thought up all these little ditties....."Statuesque & tall; admired by all."
ReplyDeleteAnd who wrote theirs?
Looking at my own in the yearbook I wondered who thought they knew me?
DeleteLawrence Richard Flynn? He doesn't know where he's going? He's going to be a power bottom, that's where he is going.
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