For just $129.99 CAD (or three easy payments of $43.33) plus shipping and handling, this chatty chieftain can be yours.
It's fully poseable, so you can display him however you like.
At 38.1 centimeteres, it stands about 10 cm taller than a Barbie doll. Or should we say a Ken doll?
Push his button and in his own voice Trudeau says phrases like “A positive, optimistic, hopeful vision of public life isn’t a naive dream, it can be a powerful force for change,” “Canada is a country strong not in spite of our differences but because of them,” “I'm an Infomaniac Bitch,” and more.
Not intended for children under 14. “This doll is not a toy,” the website warns. “It is a fine collectible to be enjoyed by adult collectors.”
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if he says,
ReplyDelete"what are you wearing,"
i may have to buy one.
*adds to Norma’s shopping cart*
DeleteDoes he shake hands with the Trump doll? I'm asking for "a friend."
ReplyDeleteLX: See Trudeau's open hand?
DeleteHe uses it to bitch-slap the Trump doll.
Is it possible to remove his clothes ?
ReplyDeleteBTW I find it very unsatisfying that I am always directed to the German pages of this doll sellers. On the European pages I could not find T'n T, and the American pages are not reachable.
This is upsetting !
My Trudeau doll is withheld ! Scandal !
MAGO: Bleiben Sie gelassen.
DeleteCan I interest you in an Angela Merkel Barbie Doll instead?
Thank you, she's great.
DeleteAnd btw your German is immaculate.
MAGO: My German is immaculate? Yes, you are! Teehee.
DeleteDoes he have "fully working orifices"? I'm asking for a "friend"... Jx
ReplyDeletePS The Bradford Exchange is a classy cornucopia of kitsch - I could order "Katie, My Sweet Little Kitten" lifelike newborn baby doll and a "My Granddaughter, I Love You" personalised music box at the same time!
JON: Don’t forget that the Bradford Exchange is proud to bring you a wealth of exclusive collectibles featuring the “illuminating artistry” of Thomas Kinkade.
DeleteThis one of his is my fave. Jx
DeleteIt's titled "Kimdom Comes".
DeleteJON: Is this also available as a Hummel figurine?
DeleteYou mean those "BDM-Werk Glaube und Schönheit" figurines?
DeleteDoes he tell you what to do in a sexual yet smooth way?
ReplyDeleteAsking for me.
DAMIEN: Read his lips.
DeleteOh I am looking at his lips Mistress.
Delete**places chaste kisses on Mistress feet whilst sighing.
I want to just pull his cock and hear what it says.
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: “Are you yanking my chain?”
DeletePosable is fine, but is he "anatomically correct?" Or better still "anatomically Exaggerated? My Billy the Doll and his boyfriend Carlos want to know
ReplyDeletePEENEE: Rumor has it that Gay Bob and Earring Magic Ken can fill you in on that.
DeleteI haven't seen an array of tat like that since my stroll around Bonny Street Market last year.
ReplyDeleteWhimsical whimsies for the snowflake generation.
'My Granddaughter, I Love You Today, Tomorrow, Always' only £39.99! I can buy a gram of coke for that.
Is the Trudeau doll dishwasher proof?
MITZI: Dishwasher proof? Try using the sanitize setting next time you wash your dildos.
DeleteIf he can say "Eh?", "A boat"--when saying About, and ask for some "Homo milk" to wash down a "Beavertail", I'm getting one!
ReplyDeleteI'm assuming that snow pants and Mounties uniform sold separately?
EROS: Pancakes with real Canadian maple syrup sold separately.
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