So far, 2017's been pretty good within and around Castlette DeVice. Except that one hasn't had a gymnastics-related accident like the two young men in your photo. Yet.
Well, it's been rather educational anyway. I never had considered the importance of sock garters in an inverted blow job. Although, I am quite fond of a blow job with crushed ice. Try it.
It's going by a lot faster than I realized--an hour ahead this morning! Time flies! But honestly, I switched all my clocks ahead on Saturday afternoon so I wouldn't forget--and because I'm lazy...
It makes it impossible for me to eat cheetos, or organge cheese, orange sherbert, Fanta ice cream sodas....... etc. We remain hopeful the citizenship application.
**Places appreciative kisses on Mistress feet as is proper**
That's why I gave up yoga... although I found it most enjoyable the chronic "lockjaw" was just too painful to manage. As for the year so far... it has been lovely not to be buried under a pile of fabric and not chained to the Pfaff... which has allowed me to get the garden back under some semblance of order....
I certainly haven't embarked on THAT fitness regime... Jx
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DeleteInversion exercise isn't for everyone, Jon.
DeleteSo far, 2017's been pretty good within and around Castlette DeVice. Except that one hasn't had a gymnastics-related accident like the two young men in your photo. Yet.
ReplyDeleteMR. DeVICE: With your long legs, an accident like this could require hospitalization.
DeleteErm.... still hiding under the duvet here.... and still in thermal vest.
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MISS SCARLET: I know the feeling.
DeleteCurrently, with the wind chill factor, it feels like -25°C which I believe is -13°F.
Well with the likes of asshole like trump, ban on and kellyanne in the white house, how do you think. Gin intake has been way up here.
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: My condolences on your crap government.
DeleteI’m currently in discussion with someone regarding “will we or won’t we travel to the U.S. this year?”
*tops up The Gincuzzi*
Well, it's been rather educational anyway. I never had considered the importance of sock garters in an inverted blow job. Although, I am quite fond of a blow job with crushed ice. Try it.
ReplyDeletePEENEE: You don’t want your socks falling down mid-fellatio, you? And yet you DO want your socks blown off.
DeleteIs the crushed ice blowjob a variation on the Altoids/Mentos blowjob?
Yes, but better.
DeletePEENEE: Would you be willing to make an instructional video?
DeleteI feel upside down this morning since the clocks changed today. Uggh.
ReplyDeleteMAKE TIME GREAT AGAIN!
LX: I’ll bet the cats didn’t sleep in today.
DeleteIt's going by a lot faster than I realized--an hour ahead this morning! Time flies! But honestly, I switched all my clocks ahead on Saturday afternoon so I wouldn't forget--and because I'm lazy...
ReplyDeleteEROS: Considering the length of your average post, “lazy” is not a word I’d use to describe you.
DeleteWell, I have lost 30lbs. And yet my husband still lives in Chronic Pain and I am yet to receive my work permit from UCIS and our money is running out.
ReplyDeleteSo not great.
DAMIEN: Since “the phone call,” Trump & Turnbull aren’t the best of friends so I hope this doesn’t throw a wet blanket on your citizenship.
DeleteA round of applause for your weight loss. Did Trump make you lose your appetite?
It makes it impossible for me to eat cheetos, or organge cheese, orange sherbert, Fanta ice cream sodas....... etc.
DeleteWe remain hopeful the citizenship application.
**Places appreciative kisses on Mistress feet as is proper**
DAMIEN: Acting as an appetite suppressant is perhaps his only achievement.
Deletetoday people flip houses.
ReplyDeleteonce upon a time,
we knew what to flip.
NORMA: Not just the bird.
DeleteThat's why I gave up yoga... although I found it most enjoyable the chronic "lockjaw" was just too painful to manage.
ReplyDeleteAs for the year so far... it has been lovely not to be buried under a pile of fabric and not chained to the Pfaff... which has allowed me to get the garden back under some semblance of order....
PRINNY: Just “sew you know,” it’s good to have you back.
DeleteSucks.
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Sigh.
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