It's all fun and games at Santa's Workshop!
Yes, it's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye!
He is TOTALLY doing that wrong lol.**places chaste kisses on Mistress feet as is proper**
DAMIEN, I should have posted your YouTube tutorial.
OMG you should have!
how lucky for santa, this elf is double jointed.
NORMA: We here at Infomaniac bend over backwards to serve you.
hot and sweet!
RAINETTE: Comme les sucettes!
Holy cow. This video screams "Gainsbourgh".
MAGO: Ah yes, Serge Gainsbourg. Apparently, a young France Gall didn’t understand the sexual meaning of the lyrics when she sang…♫When the barley sugar Flavored with anise Sinks in Annie’s throat, She is in heaven♫
It's gonna be a hard candy christmas...
PRINNY: Just think of the hours of sucking pleasure ahead.
I love that, not only is there hours of fun here, but fresh breath.
MISTRESS MADDIE: Winter-fresh breath!
Well that's a 'twist' on pecker breath!
JIMMY: And for even more sweetness.
I wonder if it comes in PM flavor?
Sweeter than candy on a stickHuckleberry, cherry, or limeIf you have a choice he'd be your pickBut Lollipop is mine...Lollipop LollipopOh Lolli Lolli LolliLollipop LollipopOh Lolli Lolli LolliLollipop LollipopOh Lolli Lolli LolliLollipop *POP*'Tis the season for licking sweet poles... Jx
If you're in Canada, you'd better be careful which pole you wanna lick.Joyeuses Fêtes to y'all bitches and to you especially, ma chère maîtresse! hugsJon
JON: Recently, I saw The Chordettes make an appearance on television. Not all were original members but they gave it their all and sounded good.
HUGGY JON: Oh yes, we’ve ALL done that. It’s a Canadian rite of passage. Je te souhaite un joyeux Noël et une bonne année, mon cher.
Coccupied?
MITZI: The Mistress will spend the rest of the day trying to fit the word “coccupied” into every other sentence.
Must be an advanced yoga pose: The Ho Ho Ho!
EROS: Hoga?
best use for "elf on a shelf" I've seen yet!
ANNE MARIE IN PHILLY: You saw it here first on Infomaniac.One of our eagle-eyed Infomaniac Bitches sent the image to me.
It's all fun and games at Santa's Workshop!
ReplyDeleteYes, it's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye!
DeleteHe is TOTALLY doing that wrong lol.
ReplyDelete**places chaste kisses on Mistress feet as is proper**
DAMIEN, I should have posted your YouTube tutorial.
DeleteOMG you should have!
Deletehow lucky for santa, this elf is double jointed.
ReplyDeleteNORMA: We here at Infomaniac bend over backwards to serve you.
Deletehot and sweet!
ReplyDeleteRAINETTE: Comme les sucettes!
DeleteHoly cow. This video screams "Gainsbourgh".
DeleteMAGO: Ah yes, Serge Gainsbourg.
DeleteApparently, a young France Gall didn’t understand the sexual meaning of the lyrics when she sang…
♫When the barley sugar
Flavored with anise
Sinks in Annie’s throat,
She is in heaven♫
It's gonna be a hard candy christmas...
ReplyDeletePRINNY: Just think of the hours of sucking pleasure ahead.
DeleteI love that, not only is there hours of fun here, but fresh breath.
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: Winter-fresh breath!
DeleteWell that's a 'twist' on pecker breath!
ReplyDeleteJIMMY: And for even more sweetness.
DeleteI wonder if it comes in PM flavor?
DeleteSweeter than candy on a stick
ReplyDeleteHuckleberry, cherry, or lime
If you have a choice he'd be your pick
But Lollipop is mine...
Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop *POP*
'Tis the season for licking sweet poles... Jx
If you're in Canada, you'd better be careful which pole you wanna lick.
DeleteJoyeuses Fêtes to y'all bitches and to you especially, ma chère maîtresse!
hugs
Jon
JON: Recently, I saw The Chordettes make an appearance on television. Not all were original members but they gave it their all and sounded good.
DeleteHUGGY JON: Oh yes, we’ve ALL done that. It’s a Canadian rite of passage.
DeleteJe te souhaite un joyeux Noël et une bonne année, mon cher.
Coccupied?
ReplyDeleteMITZI: The Mistress will spend the rest of the day trying to fit the word “coccupied” into every other sentence.
DeleteMust be an advanced yoga pose: The Ho Ho Ho!
ReplyDeleteEROS: Hoga?
Deletebest use for "elf on a shelf" I've seen yet!
ReplyDeleteANNE MARIE IN PHILLY: You saw it here first on Infomaniac.
DeleteOne of our eagle-eyed Infomaniac Bitches sent the image to me.