How many Crocs is too many? We here at Infomaniac say ONE pair of Crocs is too many but chef Mario Batali has taken it to ridiculous heights.
Batali owns 200 pairs of Crocs!!!... all of them orange. To match his ginger hair, we presume.
Most of you Bitches are aware of The Mistress's intense hatred of Crocs. So...
We want his head on a plate!...
Hell, I'll help you put the lazy asses head on a platter. Thank goodness I don't see many around here anymore.
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: What? Not many Crocs where you are?
DeleteI’m moving to your part of the world! Oh wait… there’s the Trump issue.
Creeps in very quietly and whispers "I have a pair for garden work." Then runs like hell!
ReplyDeleteDINAHMOW: Stick THIS on your forehead!
DeleteThe COOK, the CROCK, the BARF - an étude by Greenaway ...
ReplyDeletei'll skip this course, thank you.
DeleteMAGO: An original composition, no doubt.
DeleteNORMA: We charge a fee for skipping the main course.
There's more...
ReplyDeleteHUGGY JON: Stick THIS on your forehead!
DeleteI’m going to need to order more stickers.
Crocs of shite, I say! Jx
ReplyDeleteJON: Too right!
DeleteWell orange is the most noticeable safety color, warning people to "Watch Out! Wide Load" approaching!!!
ReplyDeleteEROS: I’d prefer it if he’d stick a couple of traffic cones on his feet, in that case.
Deleteyou must be thrilled that someone adores
ReplyDeletehim as much as you do. that still life says it all.
NORMA: I need a cold compress and a lie down.
DeleteYou could make a small boat from 200 pairs of crocs... just saying.
ReplyDeleteSx
SCARLET: I’m thinking, “Man overboard!”
DeleteWhenever I see a display of crocs I always think of you and Camila Batmanghelidjh.
ReplyDeleteMITZI: Camila Batmanghelidjh? I see what you mean.
DeleteAnd welcome back from your hols.
Ewwwwww. That's it, sugarpie. xoxoxo
ReplyDeleteSAVANNAH: That says it all, really.
DeleteThis Just In: Crocs Health Warning.
ReplyDeleteLX: How can I ever unsee Helen Mirren wearing Union Jack Crocs?
DeleteOr indeed that mess that passes for Jack Nicholson these days? Jx
DeleteJON: Gah!!!
DeleteDear gods! That's even more repellant than The Things' Head Crab. Are all those little Crocs placed there ready for when the legs sprout?
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