The woman with the car-window-defrosting-fluid cocktail is wearing some kind of sex toys dangling from her décolletage, presumably to distract from her camel toe; the Brylcreem Man is edging that huge red vagina-fruit toward the cameraman to get him horny; and presumably the bint in the butterscotch trouser-suit is online to the gigolo agency?
This is the moment just before Mr Beastie became a veritable fruit bowl. These three are plotting the evil deed, and the blonde is calling him up to lure him to the hotel room by telling him that her toilet needs unblocking. Sx
The hooker in the background is on the phone to room service to send up another himbo since this one is so pitifully under-endowed. Still, referring to him as "chicken dick" seems uncalled for.
The woman with the "car-window-defrosting-fluid cocktail" (thank you, Jon) is giving the "Brylcreem Man" (thank you again, Jon) mau-mau by unpeeled lychee. Little does he know that the pineapple is next! And the "bint in the butterscotch trouser-suit" (and again, thank you Jon) is calling room service to see if they have a jackfruit (in case he survives the pineapple)...
The woman with the car-window-defrosting-fluid cocktail is wearing some kind of sex toys dangling from her décolletage, presumably to distract from her camel toe; the Brylcreem Man is edging that huge red vagina-fruit toward the cameraman to get him horny; and presumably the bint in the butterscotch trouser-suit is online to the gigolo agency?
ReplyDeleteThe Seventies. A different planet.
Jx
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DeleteJON: What the hell is that giant red “vagina” fruit? It looks mutant.
DeleteIsn't it an Edam cheese?
DeleteEverything looks vaguely pornographic in Amsterdam. Even the cheese. Jx
DeleteThey're all finished!
ReplyDeleteThe blonde's calling a cab.
NORMA: Maybe it was a quicky and the driver left the meter running.
DeleteThis is the moment just before Mr Beastie became a veritable fruit bowl. These three are plotting the evil deed, and the blonde is calling him up to lure him to the hotel room by telling him that her toilet needs unblocking.
ReplyDeleteSx
MISS SCARLET: Substitute the word “toilet” for “gutters” and we’ve all done the same thing.
DeleteThe hooker in the background is on the phone to room service to send up another himbo since this one is so pitifully under-endowed. Still, referring to him as "chicken dick" seems uncalled for.
ReplyDeletePEENEE: That explains why he’s hiding his dick behind the pineapple.
DeleteThe woman with the "car-window-defrosting-fluid cocktail" (thank you, Jon) is giving the "Brylcreem Man" (thank you again, Jon) mau-mau by unpeeled lychee. Little does he know that the pineapple is next!
ReplyDeleteAnd the "bint in the butterscotch trouser-suit" (and again, thank you Jon) is calling room service to see if they have a jackfruit (in case he survives the pineapple)...
Save that jackfruit for Miss Scarlet's birthday party. Happening NOW here on Infomaniac.
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