Norma, our Official Greeter, wants to know if you want paper or plastic: cups, that is...
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Mr. Peenee is ready for whatever (or whomever) the night may bring...
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Is LX looking for his prize or his "friend?"...
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An Infomaniac New Year's party is an INTERNATIONAL event. Our British friends, Mr. DeVice, Jon, Miss Scarlet and Mitzi are holding up the bar...
Herr Mago's flown in from Germany for the occasion...
Princess's New Year starts HOURS before ours. By the time it's 8:00 a.m. EST over here in my part of Canada, the bells will be ringing in the New Year in Prinny's part of Australia. She's got a head start on drinking! And as you can see, Prinny's taken a break from sewing to join us. ..
[Thanks for the photo, Mitzi!]
Huggy Jon from Québec, here in Canada, will be late to the party as he took a wrong turn at Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!...
Now let's look in on our American guests.
Cookie (far left) with his husband and someone they "picked up" at the party...
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You can count on THESE Bitches for the gossip! Left to right: Mistress Maddie, an unidentified party crasher in background, Muscato in white hat, Jason, and Wally...
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If you weren't pictured anywhere in this party, it's because we know you've headed down to The Oubliette...a dark hole if ever there was one, and I've left my flashbulbs in the attic...
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Be sure to help yourselves to CAKE. Because December 31st is Miss Savannah's birthday!
HAPPY NEW YEAR, BITCHES!
I see you've been rifling through the photo albums again darling. that shot must have been from my "Butch Year" I'm wearing the same costume this year...
ReplyDeleteFirst here and first to celebrate the New Year
Lets get this party started Bitches
HNY Mistress
Ooh, Princess! I can see your corn plasters!
DeletePrinny's been wearing her high heels too tight.
DeleteCorn plasters! Oh damn... I meant to soak them off.... But still... it's amazing to think that an old bit of mozzie netting can be turned into such a fetching cat suit....
Delete*heads over to Gincuzzi to soak feet*
Crikey! Prinny's still up after midnight!
DeleteHappy New Year!
Got any more of that VAT 69? Mitzi nabbed the bottle and the rest of us never got a look in!
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year! And happy birthday Savvy!
Now, is the gincuzzi fired up yet?
VAT 69, Stoli, Bolli, you name it, we've got it!
DeleteI'm in the gincuzzi already - all you can see is the bowler hat. Happy New Year! Jx
ReplyDeleteJON: Alas, the bowler hat has gone the way of the red telephone box and the Routemaster double decker bus.
DeleteNice to see you’re keeping the tradition alive.
Now that Steed's gone, somebody has to... Jx
DeleteThe Mistress bemoans the replacement of bowler hats and stylish hats in general with baseball caps.
DeleteUnfortunately worn by generations of benighted yoof across the world who have never seen a baseball game in their life. Yuk. Jx
DeleteI steal hats and pens. 2016, the year of confession.
DeleteSX
Is it? Oooh, ooh, I have TONS to confess. Let me get my diaries.
DeleteIs there a priest in the house?
DeleteI did find a large wet spot on the carpet!
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year Mistress!
LX: Nothing the Shop Vac can’t remedy… although I’ve just found Mr. DeVice in the closet with the nozzle attached to his nether bits.
DeletePerhaps Mr Device is conscidering an upgrade for broom and giving the shop vac a test drive
DeleteIt was all a terrible misunderstanding! I thought I was in the bathroom and The Mistress had one of those Japanese smart loos installed!
Deleteprincess you sly puss, you
ReplyDeletewent & found yourself a stylist.
Who's Prinny's personal stylist... Wal-Mart?
DeleteIn the Outback tradition of the $7 Pricilla dress made from thongs from K-Mart!
Deletewell, my darlings, happy new year and thank you for the shout out foe my birthday, Mistress!! i have been celebrating all week and i'm already drinking today1 *catch the fuck up, bitches! y'all know i hate to drink alone* *but i will, if i must* xoxoxooxox
ReplyDelete"foe" either i've already had too many mimosas or i've been in the fucking south too damn long! ;)
DeleteHappy birthday, Savvy!
DeleteI was going to take a good few gulps of the gincuzzi to catch up, but Princess is soaking her feet in it!
SAVANNAH: You’ve “been in the fucking south too damn long” or fucking in the damn south too long?
Delete*spits out gin*
I thought this gincuzzi tasted musty. Jx
Deletebut it hasn't stopped you from licking my toes for the last hour or so Jon darling... my feet thank you
DeleteI’m going to have to drain the Gincuzzi.
DeleteHAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
ReplyDeleteSigh. I am still a looker.
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Yes, you're still a looker, Miss Scarlet but your tits are smaller than Mitzi's.
DeleteI was once engaged to Paul Heaton of the Beautiful South. Well, not exactly engaged to him, he once brushed passed me in WH Smiths and our fibres mingled together so it was as good as. After our brief encounter I like to think he wrote the song 36D about my lovely mammies. Yes I'm a healthy lass. Happy New Year!
DeleteMITZI: Is your picture hanging pretty on the squaddies' walls?
DeleteI see that Mr Mags is doing the German slap dance - it is his party piece... and every year we have to rub his thighs with raw liver to take down the swelling.
ReplyDeleteSX
Not to mention Mago’s chafing, Miss Scarlet.
DeleteAnd, Ms Prinny has pinched my tights again.
ReplyDeleteSx
Mind she doesn't return them with ladders.
DeleteA very Happy New Years to all you bitches! And I assumed by Norma's look she had already been in the oubliette....what with that rode hard put away look.
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: You’re right about Norma…first come, first served.
Deletethat way i can go home early.
DeleteI'm counting down the minutes til the ball drops.
ReplyDeletePEENEE: Drops? Or droops?
DeleteI am always in the dark hole.
ReplyDeleteSnicker chuckle snort.
**chastely kisses Mistress feet in New Years Greetings as is both proper and expected**
DAMIEN: At least we always know where to find you.
DeleteOuch...remind me never to wear that dress again. It looks like I passed out and everyone set their drinks on it too long....again.
ReplyDeleteJASON: I thought those were cock rings.
DeleteHappy New Year to you. Now, how do I get that fish stink off my hands...
ReplyDeleteHello Beeetchesss!
ReplyDeleteBonne et heureuse année, ma chère MJ. MWAH! MWAH! As you know, I stopped by St-Louis-du-HA-HA to pick up a few bottle of the best caribou in the province of Québec. No... not this caribou... but THAT caribou.
You though I was stuck in the snow eh?... well dear, i let you know that Quebecois know better than letting a little blizzard make the best of them. I rode on my super bicycle which never failed me all the way over here.
I stopped in St-Elzéar-de-Témiscouata where I found this wonderful little froc in an old store on main street. I thought it would be perfect for the party so I changed right away in the backroom of the store. I did hear some strange noise comming from the booth next to mine... heavy breathing... I guess even in those small little town interesting stuff happens.
I see that everyone is here... AH! Dearest Prinny, Happy New Year... MWAH, MWAH! My gosh! you've put quite a few pounds this past year, heaven't you? 25-30? Don't worry, ma chérie, only your best friends will notice.
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year LX... Now, HANDS OFF! You're not going to pinch every ladies ass like you did last year, aren't you? And tell your "friend" to keep his hand behind his back too. You're not going to win anything this year if you keep this pace.
Ah dear Norma, all the best to you. Should we expect another one of those little fluffy dachshund this year?
Happy New Year dear Ms Blue. MUAH. MUAH! You may take back with you all the empty bottles of caribou and store whatever emotions you like in them. Please give my regards to Charmaine and... what his name, Henry? Harry? Harvey?
ROSE! My goodness me, it's been what... two decades since you came over here. Happy New Year, hon. MWAH! MWAH! You still look FA-BU-LOUS better take care of those bags under your eyes though...
ReplyDeleteJon, you little rotten prune, you've been stewing way too long in the gincuzzi again eh? Happy New Year.
Happy New Year Damian.. back off now, there no way I'm gonna kiss you. Your mouth must be filled with warts from kissing MJ's feet all the time.
Happy New Year Jason... You are Jason, aren't you?
Ah Cookie so nice to see you. I wish you a wondeful... now don't start poking me with your monster. I see that this Cialis prescription you finaly got from your Doctor has been very helpful.
But where's Penny? OH there he is. Now aren't you cute hidding behing the sofa like a shy little 10 yo boy. Get over here, you silly old wrinkle. Happy New Year. MWAH! MWAH! Looks like this hair growth lotion didn't work at all, eh? Maybe you should call Donald Trump... he might have a few good advice for you.
Ah Maddie darling with your million dollar smile. Bonne Année, ma chérie. MWAH! MWAH! Are you always so happy like that or did your plastic surgeon stretch your face so far back you can't frown anymore?
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year Device, cute bloody little witch. *pinches cheeks* MWAH! MWAH! Oh wait... I've put lipstick all over your cheek. *wets finger with saliva and wipes lipstick off Device's cheek*
Oh MJ, this party is so wonderful I almost want to...
*Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt*
Oops! well... it's getting late... I must take my leave now... there are so many more party I need to attend to before the night is over...
TA! TA! See you later beeeetchesssss!
Did anyone notice Huggy Jon in the room?
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