PRINNY: Obviously, The Mistress has been living under a rock. Until you mentioned it, I’d never heard of a Puppychino, apparently also known as a Puppuccino. So of course I had to Google it and this is what I found…
On their “secret menu,” Starbucks has a Puppuccino. It’s an espresso-shot-sized paper cup full of whip cream. Some dogs are bothered by dairy, and your dog should probably not have one of these sugary treats every day, but for special occasions it’s fun.
The name of those ridiculous things says it all. UGG! Right up there with crocs. The store I work in sells them.......thank goodness I don't have to display them....or touch them.
#1. what is/are slag wellies? (have something to do with wellington, nz?)
#2. there is an older woman at the local starfucks that feels it's her mission to make small talk with every customer, even when the lines out the door. she also needed to ask each person what their name is so that it could be carefully written on the cup. each visit, my name changed, but it was always arlene, betty, beulah, doris......
Note that “How to look like a slag” is followed by “How to look like a chav.” Apparently, it takes longer (13 minutes) to look like a chav than a slag.
I don't care what they look or smell like, as long as I don't have to hear them. Keep it down dicknuts! If you feel compelled to share the distressing details of your life, get a blog.
Fat bike-riders in lycra thanks...
ReplyDeleteYay First!
PRINNY: But here’s what would happen if they showed up without the Lycra.
DeleteOh... and Puppychino's
ReplyDeletePRINNY: Obviously, The Mistress has been living under a rock. Until you mentioned it, I’d never heard of a Puppychino, apparently also known as a Puppuccino. So of course I had to Google it and this is what I found…
DeleteOn their “secret menu,” Starbucks has a Puppuccino. It’s an espresso-shot-sized paper cup full of whip cream. Some dogs are bothered by dairy, and your dog should probably not have one of these sugary treats every day, but for special occasions it’s fun.
Photo here.
Hipsters.
ReplyDeleteLX: You’ll be pleased to know that hipsters have been banned from coffee shops in Québec.
DeleteThe name of those ridiculous things says it all. UGG! Right up there with crocs. The store I work in sells them.......thank goodness I don't have to display them....or touch them.
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: Just to be certain, I would have a contract drawn up stating that I never have to display nor touch Uggs and Crocs.
DeleteBut I love hugs. :(
ReplyDeleteno hugs
Jon
HUGGY JON: I refuse to hug you until you remove your Uggs.
Deletesans câlins,
The Mistress
#1. what is/are slag wellies? (have something to do with wellington, nz?)
ReplyDelete#2. there is an older woman at the local starfucks that feels it's her mission to make small talk with every customer, even when the lines out the door. she also needed to ask each person what their name is so that it could be carefully written on the cup. each visit, my name changed, but it was always arlene, betty, beulah, doris......
NORMA: A slag is a slut and Wellies are Wellington boots or what we call “rubber boots” here.
DeleteTherefore, “slag wellies” are the types of boots (Uggs) that slags wear.
Arlene, betty, beulah, doris..... you’ll always be Norma to me.
i never would dare speak the name
Deletenorma in public, what if i was recognized?
NORMA: I don't think that's possible with those shades.
DeleteUnless you're trailing a gaggle of Corgis behind you.
Here's a tutorial. Jx
DeleteJON: Seven minutes? I’m ready to go in five!
DeleteNote that “How to look like a slag” is followed by “How to look like a chav.” Apparently, it takes longer (13 minutes) to look like a chav than a slag.
Depends on the slag I suppose. Jx
DeleteMeetup site for the Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service?
DeleteI was at a glory hole once, and it said Norma was Here. I always wondered............
DeleteMeanwhile, in Amsterdam, no-one gives a shit what you wear on your feet... Jx
ReplyDeletehell, last time I was there, I didn't care much what I was wearing...or wasn't, which ever the case may be.
DeleteI don't care what they look or smell like, as long as I don't have to hear them. Keep it down dicknuts! If you feel compelled to share the distressing details of your life, get a blog.
ReplyDeletePEENEE: But what if the blogger organizes a blogging meetup … at a coffee shop?!
DeleteIf I was a proprietor of a catering establishment, I'd hire a door bitch to keep the undesirables out.
ReplyDeleteFatties, whether they have visible tattoos or not, will be greeted with open arms and treated like royalty, because they spend fucking loads.