Thursday, July 09, 2015

Infomaniac Beach House Gift Shop

Now serving your beachwear needs at the Infomaniac Beach House Gift Shop...

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Thanks to Mitzi for suggesting we open a gift shop at the Beach House.
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34 comments:

  1. Jon6:12 PM, July 09, 2015

    Just imagine the chafing with all those thongs and chains on salty skin... Jx

    PS first

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    1. The Mistress6:22 PM, July 09, 2015

      We sell an ointment for that.

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    2. Jon7:01 PM, July 09, 2015

      We already know what kind of ointments you sell... Jx

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    3. normadesmond9:05 PM, July 09, 2015

      those rocks must be ripping their asses apart.
      shall i send over some velva cream?

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    4. The Mistress9:46 PM, July 09, 2015

      How did this post turn into a discussion of salves and unguents?

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    5. normadesmond11:09 PM, July 09, 2015

      isn't it common knowledge that i use
      posing straps as surgical masks?

      yum.

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    6. The Mistress6:51 AM, July 10, 2015

      Are those covered by ObamaCare?

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    7. normadesmond9:12 AM, July 10, 2015

      they'd probably cover Obama'sPAIR.

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    8. The Mistress5:59 PM, July 10, 2015

      Good one, Norma!

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  2. LẌ6:25 PM, July 09, 2015

    Where are the incontinence items? Uh, I'm asking for "a friend."

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  3. The Cool Cookie7:16 PM, July 09, 2015

    That Greek posing strap isn't worth a drachma, but it can be yours for 187,000 drachmas...

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    1. The Mistress9:47 PM, July 09, 2015

      There’s not enough fabric to cover your Eurozone.

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  4. designing wally8:21 PM, July 09, 2015

    Rawhide..?
    Now that's something to chew on.

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  5. mrpeenee8:34 PM, July 09, 2015

    I was considering the one "perfect for form fitting slacks," but then I saw the one "perfect for togas" and was sold.

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  6. jason10:15 PM, July 09, 2015

    I'll take the guy for $9.71.
    Is that for the hour? Or day?
    Oh...wait....

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    1. The Mistress6:52 AM, July 10, 2015

      I’m pimping them out now? I’ll need a bigger cut.

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  7. Ms Scarlet3:30 AM, July 10, 2015

    This is bringing back the nightmare of Mr Beastie's lurex posing pouch.
    Sx

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  8. Inexplicable DeVice7:36 AM, July 10, 2015

    I'll take 969, please. Even though he's upside down in that picture.

    Especially as he's upside down!

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    1. The Mistress7:52 AM, July 10, 2015

      I see a man #696 but no man # 969...

      and yet there's a description for 969 but not for 696.

      The Mistress is confused. But the #69 figures into both, of that I'm sure.

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    2. Inexplicable DeVice12:58 PM, July 10, 2015

      Oh, yes, I meant 696. I think the cheeky monkey switched the numbers around on purpose!

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  9. Mitzi 9:53 AM, July 10, 2015

    At those prices I'll have them all, one after the other, but what I'm really looking for is a fridge magnet bottle opener in the shape of a small ceramic Croc?

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    1. The Mistress6:00 PM, July 10, 2015

      No Crocs and no bottle openers but if it’s drink combined with footwear you seek, perhaps you could stick a magnet on the soles of these flask sandals.

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  10. ayeM8y10:38 AM, July 10, 2015

    With a few adjustments, I think these would make suitable eye patches.

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    1. The Mistress6:01 PM, July 10, 2015

      Pirate apparel…another line to consider at the gift shop.

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  11. Mistress Maddie11:34 AM, July 10, 2015

    What makes you think I even wear beachwear?

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    1. The Mistress6:01 PM, July 10, 2015

      Your lack of tan lines should have been my first clue.

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  12. Princess10:30 PM, July 10, 2015

    Posing Pouch? Do you have anything in a neck to knee with a lovely matching chapeau... I'm planning another seaside adventure and need to ready a new fashionable baiting... er.. I mean... bathing ensemble....

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