TOMASS: Is this your first first in the comments section of Infomaniac?
If so, when you are first you must yell, “Yay! First!”
It is an Infomaniac tradition, started by that late, great Infomaniac Bitch Piggy. If you look to the right of this page, near the top, you’ll see Piggy’s arse which is, of itself, an Infomaniac icon.
AYEM8Y: Note that he’s wiping down the photograph with one of those shoddy anal bleach wipes you’ve been trying to market through the Mean Dirty Pirate Leprosarium.
I'm tongue-tied.
ReplyDeleteTOMASS: Is this your first first in the comments section of Infomaniac?
DeleteIf so, when you are first you must yell, “Yay! First!”
It is an Infomaniac tradition, started by that late, great Infomaniac Bitch Piggy. If you look to the right of this page, near the top, you’ll see Piggy’s arse which is, of itself, an Infomaniac icon.
Tomass is an open book. I must have him in for drinks sometime!!!! You know a love myself an art-ist!
DeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: If Tomass is an open book, are you looking at his verso or his recto?
DeleteI want to stick eyes and a nose above the mouth.
ReplyDeleteSx
Pucker up and give granny a kiss!
DeleteMISS SCARLET & MITZI: I can see that I can’t leave you two unsupervised for a minute.
DeleteCall me when they start whistling Dixie...
ReplyDeleteWALLY: Speaking of whistling, if Roger Whittaker ever puts out another album, this should be the cover art.
DeleteIt's been done! Jx
DeleteWell at least it wasn't Papa oom mow mow...
DeleteIt's true what they say about art:
ReplyDeleteBeauty is in the brown eye of the beholder.
Let's hope it's NOT a Scratch and Sniff exhibition.
EROS: A reminder that Infomaniac is a scratch ‘n’ sniff blog.
DeleteCome closer at your peril.
Oh...so now it's "art" is it?
ReplyDeleteI recognize these "after" photos from the anal wart removal wing of your "Infomaniac House of Beauty."
Nice that you can recycle them after you had to close...
AYEM8Y: Note that he’s wiping down the photograph with one of those shoddy anal bleach wipes you’ve been trying to market through the Mean Dirty Pirate Leprosarium.
DeleteWhat a job - polishing arses the whole day ...
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Admit it.
DeleteYou’ve had worse jobs.
That's ok, I didn't need to eat my lunch today anyway. And why are we looking at pictures of Ann Coulter?
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: It’s bad enough that I posted a photo of Ronald RayGun just the other day but now THIS?
DeleteClick here for a political memo.
Delete"Arse for Art's Sake"? Jx
ReplyDeleteJON: The next Turner Prize winner.
Deletea real ass wiper!
ReplyDeleteGROUCHY: Ha!
DeleteMakes me pucker up
ReplyDeleteCOOKIE: I see you didn’t turn the other cheek.
Deletei don't understand how you could've opened the doors without the gallery's docent at the helm!
ReplyDeleteeveryone relax, i am here.
NORMA: At last, the Official Infomaniac Greeter showed up.
DeletePink or brown MJ?
ReplyDeleteMITZI: Actually, I’m looking at something from Martha Stewart’s superneutral paint palette.
DeleteOh, I'm sorry, I was looking for the Arse Gallery.
ReplyDeletePEENEE: The arse gallery?
DeleteYou’ll have to go in through the back door.