Chi Chi, please.
The sign distinctly says "Press for Champagne," NOT "Press for Chi Chi."Perhaps you've had one too many chi chis.
Thank goodness I'm English...Sx
MISS SCARLET: Rule Britannia!
Champagne? Anything stronger?
MISTRESS MADDIE: The Gincuzzi and the Vodka Fountain are at your disposal, as ever.
Sorry, the Gincuzzi is already in use.Although, there may be room for one more if I slide along...
MR. DeVICE: You’ve left a ring around the Gincuzzi.
Ah Yes,The lilting American female... Too delicate for champagne, I guess that's why they guzzle vodka.
WALLY: Would you like a “bendy straw” with your beverage?
Gosh, I've never had any complaints about my head, especially after several glasses of champagne...
AYEM8Y: Heads up, everybody…. Swizzle Dick is here!
Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends!
THOMBEAU: "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
It's a good job 'Petra's not around - His button-pushing finger would be worn down to a nubbin!
MR. DeVICE: Petra pops up from time to time when he’s not locked himself away in the loo; waxing his legs and varnishing his fingernails.
Champagne is a good friend through the whole day.
MAGO: ♫All day and all of the night♫
Don't throw out that empty bottle of Moet, save it for the next time you're having a 'do' just decant some White Lightening cider into it, your friends will think you're spoiling them. Another glass of Trampagne Miss Kitt ?
MITZI: Another fabulous home entertainment tip from our friend Mitzi, “Miss Benidorm 2008.”
and here i thought champagne was the name of the new help.
NORMA: Have you met her sisters, Brandy, Sherry and Chardonnay?
Chi Chi, please.
ReplyDeleteThe sign distinctly says "Press for Champagne," NOT "Press for Chi Chi."
DeletePerhaps you've had one too many chi chis.
Thank goodness I'm English...
ReplyDeleteSx
MISS SCARLET: Rule Britannia!
DeleteChampagne? Anything stronger?
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: The Gincuzzi and the Vodka Fountain are at your disposal, as ever.
DeleteSorry, the Gincuzzi is already in use.
DeleteAlthough, there may be room for one more if I slide along...
MR. DeVICE: You’ve left a ring around the Gincuzzi.
DeleteAh Yes,
ReplyDeleteThe lilting American female... Too delicate for champagne, I guess that's why they guzzle vodka.
WALLY: Would you like a “bendy straw” with your beverage?
DeleteGosh, I've never had any complaints about my head, especially after several glasses of champagne...
ReplyDeleteAYEM8Y: Heads up, everybody…. Swizzle Dick is here!
DeleteChampagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends!
ReplyDeleteTHOMBEAU: "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
DeleteIt's a good job 'Petra's not around - His button-pushing finger would be worn down to a nubbin!
ReplyDeleteMR. DeVICE: Petra pops up from time to time when he’s not locked himself away in the loo; waxing his legs and varnishing his fingernails.
DeleteChampagne is a good friend through the whole day.
ReplyDeleteMAGO: ♫All day and all of the night♫
DeleteDon't throw out that empty bottle of Moet, save it for the next time you're having a 'do' just decant some White Lightening cider into it, your friends will think you're spoiling them. Another glass of Trampagne Miss Kitt ?
ReplyDeleteMITZI: Another fabulous home entertainment tip from our friend Mitzi, “Miss Benidorm 2008.”
Deleteand here i thought champagne
ReplyDeletewas the name of the new help.
NORMA: Have you met her sisters, Brandy, Sherry and Chardonnay?
Delete