I hope that's not Miss Scarlet's hard candy stick he has employed... otherwise I'm quite sure there will be hell to pay...
In other news... after a full day feasting with family and friends I'm now laying "guts up" on the couch recovering... and thankyou for asking darling...
Sadly, I haven't had any cock over the Festive Period as my Brazilian fuck-puppet is currently on holiday in Outer Mongolia but I did rather enjoy the picture above you posted. He's not wearing Hot Pants, he's wearing Ho Ho Ho Pants. I once tried to shove the Angel from the top of the Christmas tree up my jacksy in a moment of Christmas boredom whilst watching the Queen give her afternoon monologue to the colonies. It was the most delightful experience I can remember. Christmases aren't what they used to be, are they?
Yes, Madonna was indeed referring to that unfortunate incident when I impaled myself on a Christmas tree Angel. Lady Gaga can step aside, Madonna has always been my number 1!
I have been so out of the loop with the "in" folks so please explain what my jacksy is or if I have one. Is it my butt hole or is it that thing in the trunk of my car that supposedly has a purpose, or neither
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ReplyDeleteBAH HUMBUG! Glad it's over. All that and no candy cane up my jacksy... Jx
JON: I’m sure you have alternate ways of obtaining a jolly jacksy.
DeleteI ended up making breakfast for the gayborhood xmas morning.
ReplyDeleteGROUCHY: I hope you weren’t protested by the Gays Against Sunday Brunch
DeleteI hope that's not Miss Scarlet's hard candy stick he has employed... otherwise I'm quite sure there will be hell to pay...
ReplyDeleteIn other news... after a full day feasting with family and friends I'm now laying "guts up" on the couch recovering... and thankyou for asking darling...
PRINNY: You deserve a break after sewing all those costumes for ducks.
DeleteThe rest of you Bitches really need to see these to believe them so click on the link.
Well, there was the exploding chestnuts incident...
ReplyDeleteWALLY: Your nuts are continually going off like firecrackers.
DeleteInteresting photograph of Millie Circus without ye olde photoshoppe.
ReplyDeleteNo C here, just waiting for this rotten year to end.
Three Crosses !
MAGO: Crosses is a C word.
DeleteMerry Christmas to you Milk Jugs! I'm frickin exhausted. May your new year be filled with a breast reduction and crocs. Xoxo
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: That’s the WRONG C word!
DeleteBanned!!!
Toronto Mayor?
ReplyDeleteLX: Banned for mentioning The Shame of Canada.
Deletea Hard Candy Christmas indeed.
ReplyDeleteJASON: Thank you, Dolly.
DeleteSadly, I haven't had any cock over the Festive Period as my Brazilian fuck-puppet is currently on holiday in Outer Mongolia but I did rather enjoy the picture above you posted. He's not wearing Hot Pants, he's wearing Ho Ho Ho Pants. I once tried to shove the Angel from the top of the Christmas tree up my jacksy in a moment of Christmas boredom whilst watching the Queen give her afternoon monologue to the colonies. It was the most delightful experience I can remember. Christmases aren't what they used to be, are they?
ReplyDeleteFANNY LOVE: When Madonna sings “you’re an angel in disguise” she must be referring to that incident.
DeleteYes, Madonna was indeed referring to that unfortunate incident when I impaled myself on a Christmas tree Angel. Lady Gaga can step aside, Madonna has always been my number 1!
DeleteI have been so out of the loop with the "in" folks so please explain what my jacksy is or if I have one. Is it my butt
ReplyDeletehole or is it that thing in the trunk of my car that supposedly has a purpose, or neither
PUGGERPETE: Good to have you back in town.
DeleteAs for your jacksy/jacksie, you’re sitting on it!
It’s British slang, by the way.
nisht gut darling, nisht gut.
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