I'm sorry if i look a little distracted but I'm just trying to remember the last time I saw My lampshade hat, peenee's is looking terribly familiar to me. I just thought I'd left it on the bus after out last luncheon...
cookie, always accentuating those linebacker shoulders. peenee hasn't been well. they say it's lumbago and princess has a filbert stuck under her plate. it's been there since 1994.
In the Common Room of the Infomaniac College of Deportment, four members of the lower sixth* try to have a sneaky fag (Brit. not US meaning). Princess desperately swallows hers and Cookie fumbles the pack and looks shifty as the door opens to admit Head Mistress MJ!
* As none of them has ever mastered sitting with their legs crossed**, they've never graduated since first enrolment in 1896.
** Princess may look like she's mastered crossed legs, but in reality she's busting for a pee.
BITCHES: These photos are from a delightful Italian comedy entitled, "Mid-August Lunch"; a film about a man with mounting condo debts, forced to entertain his 93-year-old mother and three other feisty women during a big holiday.
Seek it out and its equally entertaining sequel, "The Salt of Life."
Looking more like the ladies who lurch
ReplyDeleteJASON: Also known as the women who wobble.
DeleteThey've order pizza delivery from Chippendales and Princess is trying to decide if a Pink Snapper will do as a tip.
ReplyDeleteWill do as a tip? Ha! It's the only way I get to give head lately...
DeleteLX & PRINNY: Princess’s pink snapper has been around, if you know what I’m saying.
DeleteThey wait for Babette.
ReplyDeleteJust a Second.
MAGO: I agree. Their fish are not fresh.
DeleteThe others are wondering when MJ is going to finish blowing the waiter so we can get our damn appetizers. I am meditating on higher things. Tacos.
ReplyDeletePEENEE: Tacos?
DeleteYour “pink taco?”
Everyone is is trying to think of a polite way of telling Peenee that she has a lampshade on top of her head?
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MISS SCARLET: With that hairdo of Peenee’s sprayed within an inch of its life, it’s no wonder that lampshade stays in place.
DeleteI'm sorry if i look a little distracted but I'm just trying to remember the last time I saw My lampshade hat, peenee's is looking terribly familiar to me. I just thought I'd left it on the bus after out last luncheon...
ReplyDeletePRINNY: I don’t know how you can see, wearing that thing.
DeleteNorma told me this would be a formal luncheon.
ReplyDeleteCOOKIE: You’re the only one who’s made the effort.
Deletecookie, always accentuating those linebacker shoulders.
ReplyDeletepeenee hasn't been well. they say it's lumbago and
princess has a filbert stuck under her plate. it's been there since 1994.
NORMA: And you’re wearing eau de jealousy.
DeleteThat’s so last season.
What going on? Well for starters they all except for Prinny could afford a talented plastic surgeon!
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: When they say “going under the knife,” I hope Peenee’s not planning to use that butter knife.
DeleteIn the Common Room of the Infomaniac College of Deportment, four members of the lower sixth* try to have a sneaky fag (Brit. not US meaning). Princess desperately swallows hers and Cookie fumbles the pack and looks shifty as the door opens to admit Head Mistress MJ!
ReplyDelete* As none of them has ever mastered sitting with their legs crossed**, they've never graduated since first enrolment in 1896.
** Princess may look like she's mastered crossed legs, but in reality she's busting for a pee.
WHat a sharp eye you have!
DeleteMR. DeVICE: I’ve known a sneaky fag or two in my time (US meaning, not British).
DeleteWith me as their role model, how could they ever hope to cross their legs?
MAGO: That’s why Mr. DeVice is coven leader.
BITCHES: These photos are from a delightful Italian comedy entitled, "Mid-August Lunch"; a film about a man with mounting condo debts, forced to entertain his 93-year-old mother and three other feisty women during a big holiday.
ReplyDeleteSeek it out and its equally entertaining sequel, "The Salt of Life."