And now I see I forgot to revert to the verbal base in the past tense again!!! How many time will I have to say "I didn't went" before I learn that it's I didn't go!
It looks like Norma's in between rounds of wrestling with "The Hulk". Is that one of Lou Ferrigno's knackers she's still grasping with a celebratory refreshment?
If there was a ciggie in her hand, it could well be me...
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DeleteJON: It really DOES call for a fag, doesn’t it?
Deletep.s. I’ve just been told of the torrential storm about to hit the U.K.
Take cover!
I and Miss Gulch will be perfectly fine, my pretty. And your little dog, too. Jx
DeleteJON: A so-called friend saw me riding my bicycle recently whilst wearing a flowing black cover-up that was billowing in the wind behind me.
DeleteHe had the nerve to say I looked like Miss Gulch!
Did I just heard the sound of bones cracking?
ReplyDeleteHUGGY JON: I’ve tried slipping Calcium pills into Norma’s cocktails but she spits them out.
DeleteAnd now I see I forgot to revert to the verbal base in the past tense again!!! How many time will I have to say "I didn't went" before I learn that it's I didn't go!
DeleteHUGGY JON: It’s okay. Yesterday, I referred in French to a centipede’s legs as “jambes” instead of “pattes.”
DeleteCurling a martini is the only exercise one should ever deign to do if one is truly a Lady.
ReplyDeleteMR. DeVICE: We know you’re a lady even without the martini.
DeleteYour Secret Lady Place gave you away.
Yikes! You mean I've been spotted at the gin counter in Harrods?
DeleteI've been exercising like that for years, among lifting other things to my lips!
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: Have you ever had to use a hoist?
DeleteSpeaking of an experienced heavy lifter...
DeleteCalisthenics!!
ReplyDeleteWhen she's ready for some heavy lifting, give me a call...
WALLY: The only heavy lifting Norma does is stuffing her tits into her bra.
DeletePlease don't call me for that.
Deletesee that specially placed green ball?
ReplyDeletegood. now you know what's behind it.
and sadly, it too is the same shade of green.
DeleteWeren't you in a porn movie about that?
Deleteit was called,
Deletethe green, green grass was mown.
Always thought that Norma is an experienced ball-squeezer.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like Norma's in between rounds of wrestling with "The Hulk". Is that one of Lou Ferrigno's knackers she's still grasping with a celebratory refreshment?
ReplyDeleteSqueezing that little greenball is hard on someone Norma's age.
ReplyDeleteI have lost Ms Norma's most recent posts :-(
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...actually that pic looks like the late Margaret Thatcher...
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I thought the same thing, Ms Scarlet!
DeleteBITCHES: Mistress MJ has been called away for the next day or so but will post something to amuse you in the meantime.
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