Wake up, Bitches!...
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There's plenty of time to snooze once you're in the pool...
A question first.
Are you wearing fashionable swimwear or beach attire?...
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If not, you will be judged by Mr. Peenee and Norma...
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Beachwear.
ReplyDeleteLX: I suppose if the message you’re trying to relay about yourself is “Mexican cutie”…
DeleteThere's another reason why I don't shop at Sears - International Male style clothing.
ReplyDeleteCOOKIE: We’re not taking fashion advice from a man who wears Noats.
DeleteFIRST to say first.
ReplyDeleteCOOKIE: LX is slipping.
DeleteAfter five years as "Official Infomaniac Pillow Fluffer and Personal IT Consultant to Mistress MJ," he’s become blasé.
too much birthday cake =
ReplyDeletetoo much lumpy flesh.
do they have muumuus at chico's?
NORMA: Muumuus and caftans.
DeleteAnd kimonos for kabuki.
and whiskers on kittens?
DeleteNORMA: The mailman just delivered some unmarked brown paper packages tied up with strings.
DeleteAre those for you?
He is if its vibrating.
Deletethat's odd, everything i mail is wrapped in brown paper with lots of strings. if felix were around, i bet he'd vouch for that.
DeleteI onyt wear the fashionable, but skimpy swimsuits dear, and is that the only floatation devices you have?
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: Norma’s tits should keep you afloat.
DeleteGrab on.
I'll be wearing my favourite pink thong...
ReplyDeleteI've decided to grow old disgracefully
PRINNY: It makes your arse look big.
DeleteI've put my best suit on...
ReplyDeleteHUGGY JON: Looking good but your breath smells like fish.
DeleteHow did you get into the resort?
ReplyDeleteI said no paparazzi whilst I table nap!
DAMIEN: The public is hungry for photos of you, Miss Anastasia Beaverhausen.
DeletePlease consult my publicist at Beaverhausen Inc....
DeletePrivate requests will be considered however.
DAMIEN: Your publicist told me she can’t keep up with the requests for the 8x10 glossies of you as “Mr. Nude Infomaniac 2009.”
DeleteWell that bitch only gets $4 an hour so she doesn't exactly work hard....
DeleteI'm already working on reclaiming the title in '14
DAMIEN: You’ll have some “stiff” competition.
DeleteSee sidebar at right for “The Official Penis of Infomaniac” and “The Cookie Monster.”
let kabuki hear jack about kabuki's swim kimono and it will be ON
ReplyDeletekabuki: Is it true that the swim kimono has built-in water wings?
DeleteUm....that looks more like Hawaiian Light (in the Espadrilles) to me.
ReplyDeleteIn other words, where do I send my money?
JASON: Please make your cheque payable to the Infomaniac Shopping Network.
DeleteIf anyone dares show up not in calypso clam diggers, I'll have to ask the poolboys to escort them out.
ReplyDeletePEENEE: You’ll have to pry the poolboys off Mistress Maddie first.
DeleteRita's swimming cozzie and swim cap in this 1974 Palmanova edition of Coronation Street. 13:20 - 13:35 Hilda Ogden singing Y Viva Espana on the balcony.
ReplyDeleteMITZI: Flippin’ ‘eck…Emily Bishop in a mini dress!
DeleteMavis handling a Spaniard’s tools!
Deirdre unleashed!
Rita unhooked!...her cozzie, that is. And without makeup!
I’ve found a photo of the gals on holiday in Majorca in their swimming cozzies.
Now that you’ve pointed out that 1974 episodes of Corrie exist on YouTube, I’ll never leave the house. These are all new to me.
I barely recognized Blanche.
This would have been the era when William Roache (“C**k Roache”) was sleeping with a thousand women…even more women than his character Ken Barlow could claim.
Ta for the link, Mitzi.
Summer???
ReplyDeleteBig jumper so far.
Sx
MISS SCARLET: No snuggling up to the SMEG then?
DeleteNo way, it's three-piece-suit or nothing!
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Nothing.
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