Tuesday, May 14, 2013
Men in Tights
Call them what you will...tights, stockings, pantyhose, mantyhose, guylons, hosiery or brosiery.
We here at Infomaniac present to you...
MEN IN TIGHTS!
First up: The smokin' hot "stay-ups" of British stand-up comedian, Eddie Izzard...
The sweet transvestite stockings of The Rocky Horror Picture Show's scientist, Dr. Frank-N-Furter...
The knock-out fishnet body stocking of American boxer, Oscar De La Hoya...
The Bowie Bulge...
The Down Under delictum of Australian politician Alexander Downer's calf-length fishnet stockings...
We've saved the best for last.
He's the man who puts the "ho" in "hosiery."
The frisky fishnets of our Mr. DeVice...
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Yoho, first!
ReplyDeleteDarlin', you excel yourself!
MAGO: Are you wearing Strumpfhosen?
DeleteEddie Izzard, comic genius and pretty good actor as well! Here he is as General Erich Fellgiebel, real-life hero involved in the attempt to kill Hitler, in the movie Valkyrie.
ReplyDeleteLX: Perhaps it’s just me but I prefer him with a little lippy.
DeleteSo kind you put Peenee first up, and I commend him for wearing color. So many are afriad of color.
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: Would it have killed him to take his wig out of the hat box?
DeleteIt really would have completed the outfit.
I am deeply offended. The very idea that I would appear in that insipid cardigan-ish thing.
DeletePEENEE: I think you should have gone for something more tasteful from the HommeMystere lingerie line.
Delete"You're a hot dog, but you'd better not try to hurt her. Frank Furter!"
ReplyDeleteI considered a 'Frank' look but couldn't find a pearl necklace...
MR. DeVICE: Show just a little more thigh to our viewers and you'll have that pearl necklace.
Deletei can honestly say my seams have never been straight.
ReplyDeleteA better question would be, was there ever anything straight on Norma Desmond?
Deleteyes, there was many a thing on
Deletenormadesmond that claimed straightness.
LADIES: Try not to get your bits in a twist over this.
DeleteConception control - the early days?
DeleteYes, combined with the ancient Greek method of squatting and exerting pressure on the woman's abdomen in an attempt to cleanse the vagina of semen.
DeleteMcLaren, History of contraception, early 90s.
ReplyDeleteAnd don't forget the citron halves.
"He placed the partly squeezed halves of lemons over his lovers' cervices."
DeleteI'm pretty sure i earned a badge from the scoutmaster for tying that knot...
DeletePRINNY: Was that before or after you earned this badge?
DeleteNow you know what to answer next time someone asks if you'd like a "squeeze of lemon."
ReplyDeleteI'll have a twist of lemon!
ReplyDeleteI’ll have a Twist of Lemmon.
ReplyDelete***Sigh !***
ReplyDelete*sprays Febreze liberally*
DeleteOh GOd - first IDV, then MsScarlet, now Beast!
DeleteIt's the FGES effect, Mr Mags... even Petra has been sighted.
ReplyDeleteSx
P.S I have The Labyrinth on DVD :-)
Sx
If only Piggy would come back from the dead.
DeleteOMG!
DeleteI've been outed! There's no sneaking around here for a klacker like me.
PETRA: I almost didn't recognize you without a cock, er, a cocktail umbrella in your hand.
DeleteWell, you know me. I'm always around champagne, cocktails, stilettos and fishnets.
DeleteLet's do this!
Shocked! SHOCKED I say.
ReplyDelete