In response to Mr. DeVice's question yesterday in my comments box, "Have I visited the wrong blog? Where are the fat old men with their willies out?"
Fasten your seat belts, Bitches and come along for the ride...
Cheers, Bitches.
I remember when this was a nice knitting blog.
ReplyDeleteLX: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Deletewhy is the door to the vomitarium locked AGAIN?
ReplyDeleteTOPHER: *makes note to install vomitorium when bathroom reno is complete*
DeleteWhite socks and blue drinks - they are leftovers from the eighties!
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Without blue Curaçao, how would the Official Infomaniac Bartender make Flaming Lamborghinis, Oral Sex on the Beach, Blue Hawaiian Screws or Alcoholic Jolly Ranchers?
DeleteThe burnt Lambo tastes awful (I'm no friend of Kaffelikör); Oral Sex on the Beach (basical a blue Hawaiian screws) sounds quite right, but never had it; the recipe for Jolly Rancher mentions something called "Everclear" - thank you, those days are definitely over.
DeleteI'd like some Perky Tits and we should definitely have a look at a Pepperschnackerl!
MAGO: The recipe for Pepperschnackerl says it “creates an unusual 'manly'-tasting cocktail.”
DeleteTheir glands are well versed in salad dodging techniques.
ReplyDeleteMITZI: Don't make me show the "tossed salad" photos.
Deletekabuki often wondered - Just because they can't see them any longer, why do we now have to view them? A question for the ages, to be sure. MJ continues to enlighten us, and us are thankful.
ReplyDeletekabuki: Infomaniac is not only entertaining and educational, it is enlightening.
Deleteand it brings families
Deletetogether...
or rips them apart.
NORMA: Kind of like Velcro.
DeleteOr glue.
Or something that at least looks like glue.
precisely.
DeleteOH.DEAR.LORD.
ReplyDelete*sigh* i really don't understand the fascination old men have with white socks, darlin! xoxoxoxox
SAVANNAH: It’s when they combine the white socks with sandals that really gets me.
DeleteMe and my big mouth. I'm sorry everyone.
ReplyDeleteWhat next?
DeleteCake?
I think you deserve all our thanks for getting the place pointed in the right direction again.
DeleteYou should know by now not to taunt the mistress, Mr DeVice... You know she can't wait for an excuse to flaunt her photographic collection of retired house boys.... "Graphic" being the operative word
Delete*walks in the Infomaniac lounge*
ReplyDeleteHello Darlings, how are you d.....
EEEEW!
*makes a 180 degrees turn and runs out of the lounge*
So long bitches. If you need me, I'll be at the new strip club right across the street.
Anybody wants to join me?
All those boys are going to be be here some day, holding up their gut up with one hand while pissing on the patio with the other.
Deletei thought the pissing on
Deletethe patio was a nice touch.
Pissing on the patio?
DeleteI blame myself for taking so long with the bathroom reno.
i'm still trying to figure out if guy #1 is in a cadillac.
ReplyDeletei usually get into cadillacs.
NORMA: Daddy in a caddy!
DeleteEven if it's a Studebaker, right...??
Deletei think cookie's been lured into a studebaker or two.
DeleteA Studebaker CRUISER, of course.
DeleteA cadillac arrest in the making ...
ReplyDeleteSomeone's been doing their homework...!
ReplyDeleteWhat is it with the wearing of socks whilst naked????
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