I am more or less completely vile. Hell, I work with black ink on a daily basis, of course I'm going to leave a trail of black marks wherever I go. But I do smell nice. Sx
I've left a few brown marks on hotel towels, I am afterall on holiday and I expect a little luxury, spanish toilet paper can be a little bit rough on the buttocks.
Is the "ring around the tub" part negotiable? Uh, I'm asking for "a friend."
ReplyDeleteLX: Mistress MJ might let your "friend" off the hook if the ring is composed of rubies and sapphires.
DeleteYou mean i have to stop test driving the bananas and cucumbers?
ReplyDeletePRINNY: Which part of “Other customers might like to buy fresh” don’t you understand?
DeleteI am more or less completely vile. Hell, I work with black ink on a daily basis, of course I'm going to leave a trail of black marks wherever I go.
ReplyDeleteBut I do smell nice.
Sx
MISS SCARLET: Better black marks than skid marks.
Delete*casts disapproving glance at Mitzi*
I've left a few brown marks on hotel towels, I am afterall on holiday and I expect a little luxury, spanish toilet paper can be a little bit rough on the buttocks.
ReplyDeleteMITZI: I’ve got just the towel for you.
DeleteBy those standards, at least, I find I am EXTRAORDINARILY nice. Huh. *wonders where she went wrong*
ReplyDeleteNATIONS: There must be some mistake.
DeletePlease re-read the list.
p.s. What the hell have you been doing lately that takes time away from being HERE?
What are "sanitary containers"? Doesn't sound much like the "toilet preparations" you'd wish to put on your face... Jx
ReplyDeleteJON: And yet one splashes "toilet water" on one's face.
DeleteWhat you do in private, young lady, is your own concern! I swear by Spirit of Myrcia. Jx
DeleteI'm not a very nice girl.
ReplyDeleteAYEM8Y: As Thom would say, "That's the word on the street."
DeleteThey left off the "you do not sprinkle when you tinkle"
ReplyDeleteCOOKIE: "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweet and wipe the seat!"
DeleteSeveral of these points seem to be code for tampons, like "good grooming accessories...." Are we talking tampons here? I hope not.
ReplyDeletePEENEE: You’ve given me an idea…
DeleteLet’s start a new series here on Infomaniac entitled, “Let’s Talk Tampons.”
Stuff it.
DeleteWhere the sun never shines, Peenee.
DeleteUh Oh!
ReplyDeleteof course, i'm a nice girl, sugar! :~) xoxoxo
ReplyDelete