Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Official Infomaniac Bartender

Introducing the Official Infomaniac Bartender...



In addition to his titles "Mr. Nude Infomaniac" AND "Official Penis of Infomaniac," AyeM8y aka Mean Dirty Pirate is now the Official Infomaniac Bartender.

So why not belly up to the bar at the Infomaniac Cocktail Lounge?

Ask him to mix you a COCKtail using his amazing "Swizzle Dick" or "Little Pirate" as we sometimes refer to it.

Bottoms up, Bitches!
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25 comments:

  1. LẌ9:49 PM, December 10, 2012

    My Aunt Gladys had a set of glasses like that!

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    1. normadesmond11:58 PM, December 10, 2012

      well, my aunt gladys had a bigger cock than that,
      but there was never a clean glass in her kitchen.

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    2. FirstNations10:59 AM, December 11, 2012

      *snork*

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  2. Princess10:12 PM, December 10, 2012

    What a talented bartender using his python as a syphon to drain the dregs... At least that is what I hope he's doing.... Either that... or someone just asked for a refill.

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  3. ayeM8y11:50 PM, December 10, 2012

    Step right up...name your poison...

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  4. normadesmond11:57 PM, December 10, 2012

    i don't want to know
    what he puts in a martini.

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  5. mrpeenee2:22 AM, December 11, 2012

    They don't call it a "Dirty Martini" for nothing.

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  6. Ms Scarlet3:44 AM, December 11, 2012

    A Golden Shower on the Rocks?
    Sx

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  7. Damien6:10 AM, December 11, 2012

    Goddamit!!

    I am so jealous - *I* shoulda thought of that when *I* held the title!!!!

    **stomps over to the corner and sulks.... mightily***

    Harrumph.....

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    1. The Cool Cookie6:18 AM, December 11, 2012

      Damien, all you need to do is take a picture of your willy whist taking a piss and you can become the Official Golden Shower of Infomaniac, true?

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  8. Mitzi 6:27 AM, December 11, 2012

    I like to be rimmed before the insertion of cockahol.

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  9. designing wally7:18 AM, December 11, 2012

    How does he crush ice???

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  10. Jon DeepBlue8:18 AM, December 11, 2012

    Milk, s'il vous plaît!

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  11. FirstNations10:59 AM, December 11, 2012

    The sergeant-at-arms for the Seattle Bandidos chapter used to be called 'Swizzle Mike' for roughly the same reason. You'd think it would sting.....

    (true story, too.)

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  12. Topher11:47 AM, December 11, 2012

    I do believe this cockatail is called a Pira-tini and I prefer mine freshly beaten thank you.

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  13. Lulu LaBonne12:58 PM, December 11, 2012

    I would need a cherry on a cock-tail stick at the very least

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  14. ayeM8y5:15 PM, December 11, 2012

    Hmm, it seems rather quiet in this joint. Would anyone like to have their drinks freshened?

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  15. Thombeau6:14 PM, December 11, 2012

    I like his swizzle stick!

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  16. jason8:51 PM, December 11, 2012

    I'll have a Harvey Wallbanger.
    And a drink too.

    (buh dum pum)

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  17. The Mistress7:01 AM, December 12, 2012

    Mistress MJ wishes to thank AyeM8y for accepting the position of Official Infomaniac Bartender.

    We ask that you Bitches leave a large tip, should he freshen your drink with his Swizzle Dick.

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