Whatever spelling you choose, it begins tonight at sunset so let's light the menorah, shall we?...
Okay, so the Infomaniac menorah has more than seven branches. What does a shiksa know of Jewish traditions?
In any case, you'll need this to stub out your fag ends...
Shalom, Bitches!
Thank you Mistress!!!!
ReplyDelete***places single chaste kisses on each of Mistress' feet as is proper. Then embraces her in gratitude***
safe sex, dude! use a sock.
DeleteI’ll have you know my feet are perfectly safe to suckle!
DeleteMistress's feet are perfectly clean thank you very much.
DeleteWhy the hell do you think she keeps me around??
You must be new........
Ms. Nations has been with us since the dawn of Infomaniac.
DeleteShe's just concerned that my feet may not be kosher.
Trotters?
DeleteSx
You must be thinking of the late, great Piggy, Miss Scarlet.
DeleteI wish Piggy were here to see that I'd reposted that link yet again.
Is the ashtray one from the Mistresses personal collection perchance?...
ReplyDeleteOh Hai Damien
PRINNY: I found the ashtray online but I must purchase one lest you have a sudden craving for a fag.
DeleteHai Princess
Deletehappy holidays! *easier to spell* mazel tov and mabrouk, damien! xoxoxoxo
ReplyDeleteLet’s try not to confuse Mistress MJ, Miss Savannah.
DeleteThank you Savannah :)
Delete!מזל טוב
ReplyDeleteyes dear, you won.
Delete*snooooooooork*
DeleteOY...alrighty then....Happy Han....
ReplyDeleteTOPHER: Happy Han…?
DeleteOr happy Chan…?
But this isn't Chinese New Year, is it?
Yes, Happy Holidays!!
ReplyDeleteSx
I thought the young lady in the top pic was doing something peculiar with a TV aerial.
ReplyDeleteSx
like receiving new "commendment" from the Up-Above!
DeleteShe’s tuning in Radio Infomaniac, MISS SCARLET.
DeleteHUGGY JON: Oddly enough, you make sense.
happy chakakhan everyone, may
ReplyDeleteyour oil last as long as necessary!
Do you need a lube job, Norma?
DeleteHahg same'akh isn't easy to spell, either... Jx
ReplyDeleteJON: I just choked on it!
DeleteWow, thats just as bad as the 'King and Kennedy' ashtray in the Jane and Michael Stern book. Encyclopedia of Bad Taste, whatever. Which no bitch here need bother with; you chicsters you!
ReplyDeleteIf I take eight bongs hits on eight successive nights and eat a lot of chocolate money, does that count? I use the foil for crafts.
OK FINE I use the foil to stick all over myself and pretend I'm C3P0.
NATIONS: *flips open “Encyclopedia of Bad Taste” to contents page*
DeleteAshtrays… page 27/28.
I see the “Sip and Smoke” ashtray from Danbury, Connecticut … The Nutmeg State.
Where’s King and Kennedy?
I'm the half Jew of Infomaniac! Another title, woooo hooooo!
ReplyDeletei don't even want to know which half is which.
DeleteI think it’s The Cookie Monster half, Norma.
DeleteLike Eric the Half-A-Bee only not a bee. And with a larger schmeckel.
ReplyDeleteMs. Nations said “schmeckel.” Teehee.
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