I guess as i'm already on my knees... a little prayer for a winner wouldn't hurt...oh and first!
Oh and can i take the blindfold off now Please Mistress?
PRINNY: Have ye no blind faith?
I have sacrificed many cattle and kine before the goddess already. Woe unto him that crosses mrpeenee. I shall not be trifled with, bitches.
PEENEE: But what about your bollocks, er, bullocks?
Though shalt not covet thy neighbour's, allegedly. Jx
JON: Nor his ass nor his manservant/houseboy!
Did I win yet? Uh, I'm asking for Jesus.
VON LX: What would Jaysus say?
That insane chocolate cake must win. It just must.I've worn down my knees already from praying for members of the clergy so I'll stay standing if you don't mind
OH HAI!
Oh HAI, Cyberpoof!Are you referring to Norma’s Salty Ding Dong?
Yes, salty ding dongs - how can that not get my vote
Right now I'm praying for a Terrazzo floor like that in my kitchen...
WALLY: Terrazzo for your palazzo?
I'm coveting the floor as well, but really who springs for Terrazzo and then puts faux marbre Formica on the countertops?
Oh, AyeM8y...you snuck in there.I didn't notice you as I tripped over you on the Terrazzo.
Probably sheet vinyl. I had Armstrong 5354 in my room.
VON LX: The flooring that makes cleaning up spillage of “Traditional Cranberries” a breeze!
Typo on that cover. It should have read DOG in my kitchen.
COOKIE: Or dogma. Who can be sure?
No way Mistress.
MAGO: Fine.Keep your “Blaue Zipfel” all to yourself.
... pff ...
MAGO: Lederhosen lust!
Ok"Amen, bitch."
Praise Jason!
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i pray god stays the fuck out of my kitchen.he doesn't wanna know what comes out of my faucet.
Perhaps you need a new stopcock, Norma.
Norma simply cannot stop cock. Jx
JON: ♫Can’t stop the cock!♫
C'est le piston que fait marcher de machine ...
Sans aucun doute, Mago.
well, this can't be Mj's kitchen. While she would have a oversized weiner in it, there would never be kids! Anf there sure as hell wouldn't be milk in them glasses.
MADDIE: You know you’re right?A child has never set foot in Mistress MJ’s kitchen.Probably due to a fear of a Hansel and Gretel situation.
*Clap* *Clap* *Clap*Congratulations, MJ, you just made Baby Jesus, and Macaroni, cry.
I have some ointment for that clap of yours, Margaret.
It's glue, right?
I guess as i'm already on my knees... a little prayer for a winner wouldn't hurt...
ReplyDeleteoh and first!
Oh and can i take the blindfold off now Please Mistress?
ReplyDeletePRINNY: Have ye no blind faith?
DeleteI have sacrificed many cattle and kine before the goddess already. Woe unto him that crosses mrpeenee. I shall not be trifled with, bitches.
ReplyDeletePEENEE: But what about your bollocks, er, bullocks?
DeleteThough shalt not covet thy neighbour's, allegedly. Jx
DeleteJON: Nor his ass nor his manservant/houseboy!
DeleteDid I win yet? Uh, I'm asking for Jesus.
ReplyDeleteVON LX: What would Jaysus say?
DeleteThat insane chocolate cake must win. It just must.
ReplyDeleteI've worn down my knees already from praying for members of the clergy so I'll stay standing if you don't mind
OH HAI!
ReplyDeleteOh HAI, Cyberpoof!
DeleteAre you referring to Norma’s Salty Ding Dong?
Yes, salty ding dongs - how can that not get my vote
DeleteRight now I'm praying for a Terrazzo floor like that in my kitchen...
ReplyDeleteWALLY: Terrazzo for your palazzo?
DeleteI'm coveting the floor as well, but really who springs for Terrazzo and then puts faux marbre Formica on the countertops?
DeleteOh, AyeM8y...you snuck in there.
DeleteI didn't notice you as I tripped over you on the Terrazzo.
Probably sheet vinyl. I had Armstrong 5354 in my room.
DeleteVON LX: The flooring that makes cleaning up spillage of “Traditional Cranberries” a breeze!
DeleteTypo on that cover. It should have read DOG in my kitchen.
ReplyDeleteCOOKIE: Or dogma.
DeleteWho can be sure?
No way Mistress.
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Fine.
DeleteKeep your “Blaue Zipfel” all to yourself.
... pff ...
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Lederhosen lust!
DeleteOk
ReplyDelete"Amen, bitch."
Praise Jason!
DeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeletei pray god stays the fuck out of my kitchen.
ReplyDeletehe doesn't wanna know what comes out of my faucet.
Perhaps you need a new stopcock, Norma.
DeleteNorma simply cannot stop cock. Jx
DeleteJON: ♫Can’t stop the cock!♫
DeleteC'est le piston que fait marcher de machine ...
DeleteSans aucun doute, Mago.
Deletewell, this can't be Mj's kitchen. While she would have a oversized weiner in it, there would never be kids! Anf there sure as hell wouldn't be milk in them glasses.
ReplyDeleteMADDIE: You know you’re right?
DeleteA child has never set foot in Mistress MJ’s kitchen.
Probably due to a fear of a Hansel and Gretel situation.
*Clap* *Clap* *Clap*
DeleteCongratulations, MJ, you just made Baby Jesus, and Macaroni, cry.
I have some ointment for that clap of yours, Margaret.
DeleteIt's glue, right?
Delete