"Whilst walking along the river, I saw -- somewhat off the beaten path -- a large cross leaning against a tree. On the other side of the same tree: a pair of underpants. What can it mean?"
"I hasten to add that I resisted the temptation to hang the underwear on the cross."
Son-O'-God's secret lair!
ReplyDeleteI also feel compelled to mention that the underwear was not mine. Really.
ReplyDeleteThe lady doth protest too much, methinks.
DeletePerhaps the final resting place of a beloved christian gerbil???
ReplyDelete...or the final resting place of a beloved GIANT christian gerbil???
ReplyDeleteSx
I didn't mention Richard Gere....
DeleteIt's the Shrine of St Cecilia! Jx
ReplyDeleteThom... Perhaps you have discovered the final resting place of "Mark of Smegmata"
ReplyDeleteDid you perchance check the underwear for a sign?
my impression of mr. christ was that
ReplyDeletehe usually went commando.
Is this the tree in which a soon to be de-frocked priest lost his knickers in a Sodom and Gomorrah worthy fuck fest with a group of hooligan fomer altar bois?
ReplyDeletehmmmm, now that you mention it, the tree and cross do look familiar. Couldn't be the same location.
DeleteLeftovers from a Priest at a Boy Scout convention.
ReplyDeleteWell, I'd have to say someone really needed the wood...badly.
ReplyDeleteJC took a detour. Then decided to quit that stupid job. That's why Nina S. is right.
ReplyDeleteUh oh, we missed the Rapture.
ReplyDeleteIf the undies are crotchless, then I'd say Madonna was somewhere in the vicinity .... any dildos or condoms on the ground around the cross? That's the kind of "shocking" thing she'd do in one of her stupid videos.
ReplyDeleteYou hit that pig right on the snout!
DeleteI still think it's a gerbil....
at this point, I think the gerbil, died laughing.
DeleteWhilst?
ReplyDeleteDigging his way to salvation, Cookie......
DeleteIs it wrong?
Deletebut did he resist in putting the underwear on himself?
ReplyDeleteHa!@Jason.
DeleteI repeat: Is it wrong?
DeleteAll I know is that "The Cross and the Underpants" would've been a better title for Pat Boone's book on teenage sexual self-control-- "Twixt Twelve and Twenty."
ReplyDeleteMARKSPARKY: Welcome to Infomaniac!
DeleteInfomaniac is where Thom goes when he wants to slum it. Well, ONE of the places.
"The Cross and the Underpants" could take place of pride on your bookshelf next to one of Pat's other works..."A Miracle a Day Keeps the Devil Away."