The poor thing is living with a bathroom that appears to be about five feet tall. He's got enough problems even without his wee little swordlette. And I've been boycotting women ever since I found out I like boys.
Shoulda tried to inhale that gut a little before pushing the button on that camera. Is this the ONLY room in the house with plumbing? A washer, sink and bathtub, are the kitchen sink and toilet in this same room too, but out of camera range?
That's some butter knife!
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Do NOT mention butter around kabuki zero and Mr. Lax.
DeleteSee comments in previous post.
No knife needed! It's I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!®!
DeleteDid someone mention butter?
DeleteI bet it's one of those rubber swords that goes all floppy on impact.
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Mr. Beastie has one of those, does he not?
DeleteHe has most things in his chamber of horrors.
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Maybe its his was his way of saying he'd like to find a mate for some , eh-hem, sword play.
ReplyDeleteHome circumcision!
ReplyDeleteI'm keen swallow his sword, but he'll have to rinse it under the tap first.
ReplyDeleteDIY circumcision, the after-pic is missing ...
ReplyDeleteSuddenly all I can think about is Lizzie Borden.
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ReplyDeletePiss off
DeleteAn ancient Japanese proverb. Jx
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DeleteI fulfill all these negative criteria and I still like American women. Of course maybe that's just me.
DeleteFeck off boycotting bastard.
Delete*presses "delete" button.
Kabuki thinks he is a naked knight. "I claim this bathroom for Spain".
ReplyDeletehe's doing laundry and that's his stain remover.
ReplyDeleteMore cocktail stick than pork sword... Jx
ReplyDeleteMore Vienna sausage than beef bazooka, come to that.
ReplyDeleteWhy doesn't the little thing embiggen when I click to embiggerate?
ReplyDeleteDude remove your laundry before taking the pic
ReplyDelete....sweetheart, he did.
ReplyDeleteThe poor thing is living with a bathroom that appears to be about five feet tall. He's got enough problems even without his wee little swordlette. And I've been boycotting women ever since I found out I like boys.
ReplyDeleteBut what if you met a woman with a really big dick?
DeleteUHm. I'd be scared.
DeleteGod I really hate that bathroom.
ReplyDeletekabuki believes we should boycott idiots. beginning with Anonymous, who really should boycott breathing.
ReplyDeleteShoulda tried to inhale that gut a little before pushing the button on that camera. Is this the ONLY room in the house with plumbing? A washer, sink and bathtub, are the kitchen sink and toilet in this same room too, but out of camera range?
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