first. as in first to smack lx, really just to calm him down. MJ come back to us soon, the stars at night do not seem as bright. Norma is doing most excellent work, as only a film star could, but kabuki needs his little canadian snuggle bunny.
Rumor has it she's been spotted right here in Sumas! Eyes furtively scanning the distance, sporting a mufti of cheap wig, sari, mans'cardigan and Adidas, story has her loading 30 gallons of whole milk into the trunk of her Escalade after having paid for it with a paper bag filled with American change. Don't you see? Just add rennet and ALAKAZAM! Instant Canadian holiday!!! It all makes a hideous kind of sense....
Yes, Mistress.
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first. as in first to smack lx, really just to calm him down. MJ come back to us soon, the stars at night do not seem as bright. Norma is doing most excellent work, as only a film star could, but kabuki needs his little canadian snuggle bunny.
ReplyDelete"little canadian snuggle bunny" - thank you for this, kabuki-san!
Deletei'm confused...where did my tits go?
ReplyDeleteRumor has it she's been spotted right here in Sumas! Eyes furtively scanning the distance, sporting a mufti of cheap wig, sari, mans'cardigan and Adidas, story has her loading 30 gallons of whole milk into the trunk of her Escalade after having paid for it with a paper bag filled with American change. Don't you see? Just add rennet and ALAKAZAM! Instant Canadian holiday!!! It all makes a hideous kind of sense....
ReplyDelete...if you're me.
ReplyDeletethere is nothing quite like a pancake fry up! You go Norma Darling....
ReplyDeleteI din't realise that the Mistress had a Prince Albert... you learn something new every day...
ReplyDeleteA genuine glamour model... Jx
ReplyDeleteGood god, somebody turn her over. She's crispy enough on this side.
ReplyDeleteWhat does the sun look like these days?
ReplyDeleteSx
Indeed. I can hardly recall.. Jx
DeleteBut who will take Nrmadesmnds place?
ReplyDeleteThe old bird is melting into her chair. The skin on her arms has dropped in the heat. Ahhh heat - could use some here.
ReplyDeleteLove that she has discretely covered her nose, heaven forbids IT gets too much sun.
ReplyDeletethat isn't my nose, it's my cock.
ReplyDeleteYour nose is uncircumcised? Oy vey!!
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