Friday, July 13, 2012

Infomaniac Trailer Park

Mistress MJ has pulled into the Infomaniac Trailer Park for the weekend…



Let's zoom in, shall we?...


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As you can see, Peenee (on her three-wheeler), Norma, Thom and Cookie have joined me and I expect we’ll see the rest of you there as well.

You can’t miss us.

We’re parked beside kabuki zero’s double-wide mansion.
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38 comments:

  1. Princess9:09 PM, July 13, 2012

    Yay First!

    I can just see kabuki's feet and ruby slippers emerging from under his double wider mansion...

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    1. The Mistress5:37 AM, July 14, 2012

      PRINNY: It wouldn’t be the first time we’ve seen an Infomaniac Bitch under a house.

      Remember Mr. DeVice?

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  2. Anonymous9:11 PM, July 13, 2012

    First!

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  3. Stacia9:15 PM, July 13, 2012

    If your Dodge Dart goes missing, don't worry, we'll return it. Eventually.

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    1. The Mistress5:37 AM, July 14, 2012

      STACIA: Baby, you can drive my car but don’t tamper with my 8-track tapes!

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  4. Anonymous9:15 PM, July 13, 2012

    F..k - all hail to Dear Princess!!

    Trailer Park and all this is all new to me. Is this something like the mystical Elephantenfriedhof?

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    1. The Mistress5:37 AM, July 14, 2012

      MAGO: Trailer park might translate as “Platz für Wohnwagen.”

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  5. LẌ10:37 PM, July 13, 2012

    Kabuki's trailer is the one with the fancy skirts, isn't it?

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    1. The Mistress5:38 AM, July 14, 2012

      MR. LAX: Those fancy skirts are tutus...of which kabuki owns many.

      He is, after all, the prettiest ballerina in the world.

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    2. Thombeau5:31 PM, July 14, 2012

      Kabuki is the one with the fancy skirts!

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    3. The Mistress6:12 AM, July 15, 2012

      THOM: Kabuki is a piece of skirt!

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  6. normadesmond11:02 PM, July 13, 2012

    i have absolutely no idea what
    to get kaboo for a housewarming gift.

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    1. The Mistress5:39 AM, July 14, 2012

      NORMA: A housewarming gift for kabooks?

      You can’t go wrong with cheesecake and cute tea towels.

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  7. Mistress Maddie11:40 PM, July 13, 2012

    well, Im glad you let Norma come after all that hard work she has done! And Im sure Norma just your presence, is house warming enough! Now Mj, lets dicuss those Bermuda's. I thought you'd be wearing a smart little golf mini?

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    1. The Mistress5:39 AM, July 14, 2012

      MISTRESS MADDIE: Bermudas?

      Mistress MJ is certain you’ve mistaken me for one of the Bitches in that photo!

      And wait until you see their evening wear…let’s just say they purchased them from Kaftans “R” Us.

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    2. Mistress Maddie3:18 PM, July 14, 2012

      Ain't nothing wrong with a good kaftan... as long as there is a turban involved!

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    3. The Mistress6:13 AM, July 15, 2012

      Is there bourbon under your turban, Maddie?

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  8. jason12:08 AM, July 14, 2012

    Well, this is the poshest trailer park I've ever seen. I mean, look at that landscaping.
    Must be Peenee's houseboys' loving handiwork.

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    1. The Mistress5:39 AM, July 14, 2012

      JASON: Yes, the landscaping must be the work of Peenee’s houseboys.

      I see a lot of “garden knee pads” lying about.

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  9. FirstNations12:46 AM, July 14, 2012

    Dibsies the Airstream!!! I'm the park crazy lady. My yard is full of feral chickens and marijuana plants, and the fence is topped with Barbie doll heads. I wander around in a bathrobe and Depends, gesturing wildly, shouting into my cell phone and yelling obscenities at cars. I've been known to pee in Normas' pachysandras. This is my retirement fantasy!!!

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  10. kabuki zero12:49 AM, July 14, 2012

    When feeding the ducks it is best to keep one hand on your purse. Se of the ducks gamble a little.

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    1. The Mistress5:40 AM, July 14, 2012

      KABUKI: Not to worry.

      Their money is safe…they’re all wearing fanny packs.

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  11. Jon11:03 AM, July 14, 2012

    "Everybody take a stand
    Join the caravan of love"

    Jx

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    1. The Mistress6:13 AM, July 15, 2012

      JON: “The Caravan of Love”…a subsidiary of “The Love Boat.”

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    2. Jon6:46 AM, July 15, 2012

      The chav end of the market, evidently... Jx

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    3. The Mistress6:51 AM, July 15, 2012

      JON: Cookie's reckless overuse of Burburry proves THAT.

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  12. mrpeenee4:56 PM, July 14, 2012

    "Thank you for being a friend
    Traveled down the road and back again "

    I'm planning on replacing the little bell on my handlebars with an air horn. More effective.

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  13. Thombeau5:30 PM, July 14, 2012

    Where is my daiquiri???

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    1. The Cool Cookie9:44 PM, July 14, 2012

      [Winks at Norma - we've been serving that Thombeau Pappy's Sassafras Tea for years and calling it his daiquiri...]

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    2. The Mistress6:14 AM, July 15, 2012

      COOKIE: Thom’s fucked up on Russian Quaaludes hence the shouting.

      And note the little cocktail umbrella he’s inserted behind his ear as a hair accessory.

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    3. Thombeau2:27 PM, July 15, 2012

      I have another cocktail umbrella inserted elsewhere.

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    4. The Mistress7:38 AM, July 16, 2012

      THOM: And yet it's discrete...like a tampon.

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  14. FirstNations12:19 PM, July 15, 2012

    *wanders through in bathrobe shouting into cell phone*
    The whole place is infested with camels!... I don't know!... He's bald and he stands in the middle of the street all night barking at my house!...I was taking a shower and there it was looking at me!

    *wanders away gesturing*

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