Let’s peek in at Norma and the gals at the “Infomaniac Villa of Queens Old Homosexuals' Haven Retirement Home” to see just how hot it really is…
Temps here today will feel like 43°C (109.4°F)…Mistress MJ is fanning herself vigorously as we speak.
Mistress MJ is hot! Ironically, it's only 94f/34c here today!
ReplyDelete34°C /94°F is the actual temperature here today, too.
DeleteHowever, we have a little something here called the humidex and when you factor THAT in, it feels like 43°C (109.4°F)
Yeah, the weather we get east of the Mississippi isn't a "dry" heat.
DeleteErm... I am British.
ReplyDeleteAbout 16 - 19c here.
I'm not saying another word.
Sx
Miss Scarlet is cool!
Delete...and there is rain... off and on.
ReplyDeleteNot another word.
Sx
Miss Scarlet is moist!
Delete**La, la, la LA, LA, LA**
Delete**fingers in ears, not talking about the weather OR the associated moisture**
Sx
The next post here should be entitled: How Moist is it? Rubber wear could feature.
ReplyDeleteSx
I turn my back for FIVE MINUTES to find the place soaking wet!
ReplyDeleteRising Damp?
DeleteMs. Scarlet, you are a TEASE!
ReplyDeleteIt's 34/94 here as well and we're BONE DRY!
Menopause is a bitch.
Up here on the blue ridge our high today will be about 88F/31C, not so bad when you consider that the mornings are around 65F/18C.
ReplyDeleteThe surrounding areas are not faring as well though.
*enters briefly and turns the hose on The Bitches*
ReplyDeleteI've only taken my thermal vest off once this summer... and that was simply to check that everything was working and still fully intact.
ReplyDeleteSx
...and I daren't take off the inflatable rubber ring for fear of being fully submerged by a deluge.
ReplyDeleteSx
Those lacy cups make Norma look the "sexiest" she has in years.
ReplyDeleteMultiple tit turbans and a lingering aroma of clam chowder...thats why I keep coming back to Infomaniac.
ReplyDelete(60 here and no I don't know what that is in Canadian.)
I was going to send an entry for the Infomanic Bitches Garden Show next month, but I'm afraid all we have is snail-chewed mush in the gardens here at Dolores Delargo Towers. Apparently the temperature may hit 22C/72F at some stage. Woo-hoo. Jx
ReplyDeleteThe earth is speedily hurtling into the sun. And, frankly, not a minute too soon.
ReplyDeleteEngland isn't.
DeleteSx
*enters briefly and slips ice cubes into everybody's undergarments*
ReplyDelete*comes in shivering wearing thermals and matching scarf beanie and gloves*
DeleteIt managed to get over 10C here today.
Oh for a heat wave....
It's been 17° 'up north' today, miserable and wet, but the good news is the jet stream is changing course, at long last. Pass the tanning butter!
ReplyDeleteTanning butter will stain the woolie pully, mind... Jx
DeleteWill boy butter? I'm asking for lx's 'friend'.
ReplyDeleteAll I know is that there is alot of big cups!!!
ReplyDeletean old snapshot, one taken prior to my gastric bypass.
ReplyDeletei sent that old bra to cookie, knowing she'd use it as a party hat.