Whilst Mistress MJ was dealing with her crashed computer, the winner of The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Competition was announced.
Contestants were asked to provide a caption for this photo of the lovely Miss Scarlet clad in The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts and a Union Jack hat perched on her head at a jaunty angle…
The winning caption …
On the set of Tim Burton's latest film, Edwina Elfshorts, Helena Bottom-Carter glumly awaits take-twentythree of the "wedgie" scene.
This is the SECOND time that Mr. DeVice has won The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts!
You may remember Mr. DeVice wearing The Shorts back in 2007 as pictured here…(CAUTION: Sunglasses advisory)...
So The Shorts will stay in England but will be travelling from Devon to Norwich.
And that little hat? It’s off to the runner-up in the Californian desert… miss kabuki zero.
Stay tuned for more adventures of The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts in future.
oh goddamn it to hell.
ReplyDeletethat could have been my one bright spot.
KDNA-KEVIN: You’ll just have to wait for Mr. DeVice to host the NEXT Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Competition.
DeleteI'm curious to know what was in that yellow tub by the side of Mr Device. Some sort of glowing potion, perhaps?
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SCARLET: See Princess’s comment regarding the mysterious yellow tub.
DeleteAnd may I take this opportunity to thank you for hosting the current Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Competition?
You did a fabulous job!
*removes welding mask*
ReplyDeleteMy those legs are a lovely healthy lily white... and teamed with the British Racing Green shorts and striped torso cover.... Mr DeVice looks as if he is quite spent after a long jogging session and has lay down for a quiet rest...
No wait... I get it now... He's a witch isn't he and someone has lobbed the local public loo's on his head....
Has there ever been a double entendre... er.... winner of the FGES before?
PRINCESS: Jog? Well, I suppose Mr. DeVice spends a lot of time chasing sailors down at the dock.
DeleteThis is the FIRST two-time winner of TFGES. Why? Because Mistress MJ imposed a rule in several previous compos where the winner MUST be someone new. This gave everyone a fair chance and also instilled new blood in The Shorts. But I decided to relax the rule for this and future compos .
"instilled new blood in The Shorts"
DeleteNow I'm having flashbacks to "Petra's "Blue" Period"... er... Thanks for that...
congratulations to my favorite bridesmaid, kabooky!
ReplyDeleteNORMA: Where do you suppose our blushing bridesmaid has disappeared to?
DeleteHurray! This time the contest only took a few weeks instead of years. Congrats to Mr.D.
ReplyDeleteBOXER: The contest itself took no time at all but did you know that Miss Scarlet had to forcibly remove them from the previous winner, BEAST, as he had held onto them for a record amount of time?
DeleteKabuki will make those shorts cha-cha all over the mobile home community!
ReplyDeleteCOOKIE: kabooks won the jaunty Union Jack hat so let’s hope it doesn’t topple over during his cha-cha session.
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