A unique and singular individual kabuki is everything and nothing at the same time. a cosmic princess zen master assassian who favors dark chocolate, fast cars and of course our fearless leader MJ
The doctor is hoping once he is able to fuse my personalities that all these other traits will leave me alone, and the milk of human kindness will spout forth.
"I'm your drama queen tonight All my troubles are out of sight When the lights are on I will be your shining star I'm your drama queen tonight Everything's gonna be alright When I get on the stage tonight"
I have "a friend" who is all of those!
ReplyDeletei've always thought of myself as a controlling, back-stabbing, know-it-all who blabs lies non-stop. and please turn that spot light on me!
ReplyDeleteMe, I'm perfect. Yes I am.
ReplyDeleteLiar and attention whore. :P
DeleteA know-it-all gossip.
ReplyDeleteA unique and singular individual kabuki is everything and nothing at the same time. a cosmic princess zen master assassian who favors dark chocolate, fast cars and of course our fearless leader MJ
ReplyDeleteThe next time I start a new game in Diablo III, I shall name my assassin Kabuko_Zero in your honor.
DeleteOut of these six choices, I embody four of them on a regular basis.
ReplyDeleteYes!
ReplyDeletei have found my twin-separated-at-birth brother! xoxoxoxox
DeleteThe doctor is hoping once he is able to fuse my personalities that all these other traits will leave me alone, and the milk of human kindness will spout forth.
ReplyDeleteSpout forth from what---your teats?
Deleteyou should see cookie's rack.
Delete"I'm your drama queen tonight
ReplyDeleteAll my troubles are out of sight
When the lights are on
I will be your shining star
I'm your drama queen tonight
Everything's gonna be alright
When I get on the stage tonight"
Jx
Shame, I don't see gin loving slut!
ReplyDeleteShame... Jx
Delete*ticks the All of the Above option*
ReplyDeleteYou also forgot the 'Can't Follow Instructions' option.
I dunno...
ReplyDeleteWhat day is it & what am I wearing?
Where's the one marked "Neurotic Baggage?"
ReplyDeleteaka "nutsack". HA!
DeleteI'll take vodka swilling, chain smoking big mouthed bitch for $200.
ReplyDelete