Mistress MJ is in such a state of shock that she doesn’t know what to call this footwear abomination…
The Mock-Croc? The Croc-Moc?
The ever-delightful Mitzi sent me a link to an article that describes these mock loafers as a diabolical hybrid of the rubbery ‘Croc’-style clog.
The article goes on to say…
At their worst, the shoes resemble orthopedic foot supports, at best, an approximation of a moccasin — complete with breathing holes, jaunty clashing laces and an insole impregnated with a summery ‘citrus scent’.
And now if you’ll excuse me, Mistress MJ needs to lie down on her fainting chaise in a darkened room with a cold compress.
First!
ReplyDeleteYou'll need that impregnated citrus scent as Crocs make people's feet stink.
AYEM8Y: And yet they claim to be odor resistant.
DeleteLIES!
Someone should be shot over this!!!! Oh poor Mj! * running to get smelling salt, checking special candy dish along the away* Im back Mj, to tend to your faint at heart.
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: A martini, if you please.
DeleteI feel another spell coming on.
*cuddled wellies*
ReplyDeleteSx
I meant *cuddles wellies*.
ReplyDeleteChrist knows what cuddled wellies look like. Rather squashed, one imagines.
Sx
SCARLET: Could you mean coddled wellies?
DeleteIs the recipe somewhat like Kipper Surprise?
Or perhaps you meant *cuddles WILLIES.*
Croccasins!
ReplyDeleteHA!
DeleteMR. LAX: Ha!!!!!
DeleteMR. LAX: Damn those Crocs marketers!
DeleteYou go right ahead for your little lie down, poor darling. Just don't forget to douse your Special Lady Place with citrus scent first.
ReplyDeletePEENEE: The acidic citrus hurt my Secret Lady Place!
DeleteNo amount of 'Summery Citrus Scent' can cover up THIS abortion!
ReplyDeletePoor Mistress ....
*runs to fetch Mistress a fresh cold compress*
BLAZNG SCARLET: I’ll need something to wipe down my Secret Lady Place as well, thanks to Peenee.
DeleteThere is no accounting for taste. Or the lack thereof. As one is reminded here time and time again!
ReplyDeleteTHOM: Once again, I'm not sure I like your TONE, young man!
DeleteSpeaking of bad taste... Jx
ReplyDeleteVery nice! Al Bundy had a similar idea twenty years ago, but I think they looked a bit different from this ...
DeleteWonder whether Al gets some procents ...
DeleteJON & MAGO: Gloves for your feet?
DeleteMistress MJ did a post about the ridiculous Vibram Five Fingers shoes back in 2006 and she hoped never to hear about them ever again.
Thanks a lot, Bitches.
In beige. WIth pink laces. And white socks - or better the red ones with goldish polka dots?
ReplyDeleteI need these to wear them here in Middlefranconia, the cowboys will adore me!
MAGO: You’ve really gone over the edge.
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