BITCHES: The photo that was here of Norma and Peenee has been deleted due to the sudden deflation of Peenee's fun bags.
Mistress MJ dreamed that she was strolling down the street with Peenee but she kept stumbling and falling down.
Mr. Peenee suggested Mistress MJ wear a HELMET when venturing outdoors.
In other news, Mr. DeVice won The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition but Mistress MJ won't be posting about it until he steps forward to claim his prize. It appears he's gone missing again.
FIRST!!!!
ReplyDeleteok, now that i've claimed my place, i can comment, sugar. has something happened to your computer, sugar? or was that all part of a dream? re the FGES contest, why is the gentleman in question AWOL again? where is everyone? why are people disappearing? where is eroswing? *sigh* xoxoxoxox
ReplyDeleteMistress MJ's computer crashed...try to keep up, Miss Savannah.
DeleteShe is trying not to mourn the loss of documents and hundreds of photos.
As for Mr. DeVice, perhaps his warts are acting up again.
Eroswings appears to be posting once a year now.
Norma always enjoy resting her head against Peenee's breasts...
ReplyDeletePeenee's ample bosom.
Deleteso sorry to hear of your crash my dear
ReplyDeleteSo glad you're back!
DeleteA helmet probably is a good idea, Mistress!
ReplyDeleteExcellent plan, Mr. Lax.
DeleteThe temperature here today is expected to feel like 38 degrees Celsius...100 degrees Fahrenheit.
but I suppose that's a cool day for YOU.
who needs a helmet when peenee's fun bags are right there?
ReplyDeletekabuki remembers norma as taller. and to think that MJ does not dream of kabuki is to cause one to throw one's self into the sea. when kabuki finishes moving. thanks for asking.
ReplyDeletekabooki needs decorating help, pronto.
Deleteremember those sofas?
kabuki's moving? where have i been? *sigh* i need a drink! xoxoxox
ReplyDeleteHere I am!
ReplyDeleteI've only been away for a few days, but look what I've missed. I'm still in shock.
Shock and revulsion.
I'm also shocked and saddened at your loss. If I find anything suitable, I'll be sure to let you know.
It's simple logic; when one is vulnerable to crashes, one needs a helmet. But something stylish, I hope. Pithy, maybe.
ReplyDeleteYou know Norma totes around her unmentionables in that ratty paper bag, don't you?
dear, the only things in this bag are the chesterfield's and the bottle of prune juice you begged me to buy you.
Deletethey were out of pea salad.
Goddamit, I'm gonna torch that fucking deli. Is a pint of pea salad too much to ask for?
DeleteGimme that prune juice. And put some gin in it.
Sorry to hear about your PC problems. I lost mine a couple of years ago, it started to make a funny noise like there was a woodpecker inside trying to get out, it was the hard drive straining to cope. I didn't have the sense to back any of it up either. I lost 14 chapters of a book I was working on called "Dunscrubbin". These things are sent to try us.
ReplyDeleteSeems that peenee's hair is now several shades lighter than light brown these days.
ReplyDeleteIs IVD still MIA?
I too am having laptop trouble!!!! But please don't ask! I miss everyone terribly though, almost as much as a good round of sex!
ReplyDeleteLX is in my fair city and we have a lunchy date tomorrow! Does that help you forget about your laptop troubles even for a second? I hope so. If it makes you feel better, after reading about your computer woes, I back up all of my scnizz. xoxo
ReplyDeleteMy carpet smells like dog pee. *fires up the Bissel*
ReplyDelete"Biesln" means "to pee" in Bavarian ...
Delete'Bavarian' means 'tiny gutless car with no heater' in American.
DeleteWhat a crazy world...
ReplyDeleteI haven't been absent, I just couldn't face your loss.
OY! The agony....
Of course I'd say just about anything about now to deflect the brilliance of the glamor that is peenee & norma.
Or it could be that vicodin that I just took melting in a pool of beer!
xoxox
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APOLOGIES to all you BITCHES but I'm having more computer angst and can't get around to visit all of you nor sort things out on my own blog due to my technically-challenged mind.
ReplyDeleteSee you when I see you.
No fear! You can replace all the batteries of Steely Dan without one look in record time, so you can use one damn computer without a second thought ... they are all the same but all different.
Delete...oh dang is THAT where she's been keeping her laptop? Well no wonder! ITS ONLY A PHRASE, MJ!!
DeleteYes, just place the walking helmet over your tinfoil one.
ReplyDeleteWhere do you put your helmet?
ReplyDeleteDarn! I wish I had thought of that one! HA!
DeleteMst. MJ, at the risk of stirring things up (and I can tell nobody likes doing that around here), may I suggest your next computer be a iMac? I've used one since (the beginning of these things) and never experienced a crash where I lost data. Just sayin...
ReplyDeleteThis free testimonial was bought to you by (cr)apple?.... crunching data since whenever.....
DeleteMight i suggest borrowing ink, a quill and some parchment form Miss Scarlet to tide you over....
ReplyDeleteI'm sure that she could spare some given the circumstances...
not only did you lose all your stuff,
ReplyDeletebut photos you already posted are being snatched away???
i smell a conspiracy. or peenee's funbags. or both.
It's me. *sprays blog with Flit*
ReplyDelete*backing up*
ReplyDelete