Well everything seemed to be going along fine officer until someone decided that trying do a limbo dance might be fun... Sadly using the double bed for a limbo pole wasn't...
Police line, matching ankle bruises, stained carpet, an unfeasably shaggy watay...it all spells 'KA-BIRTHDAY PARTY'...or 'WILLFUL MISUSE OF AEROSOL DESSERT TOPPINGS'...or possibly 'KENTUCKY'...in any event, it was a night to remember, obviously! *casually nudges Blavod bottle further beneath chaise*
I have "a friend" who was there.
ReplyDeleteIf there had been a bidet in the bathroom this would have never happenned!
ReplyDeleteFor legal reasons, Mistress MJ is trying to stay out of this discussion but she is now considering the benefits of installing a bidet.
ReplyDeleteHas anyone gotten hold of my attorneys yet?
ReplyDeleteAnyone?
Well everything seemed to be going along fine officer until someone decided that trying do a limbo dance might be fun... Sadly using the double bed for a limbo pole wasn't...
ReplyDeletePolice line, matching ankle bruises, stained carpet, an unfeasably shaggy watay...it all spells 'KA-BIRTHDAY PARTY'...or 'WILLFUL MISUSE OF AEROSOL DESSERT TOPPINGS'...or possibly 'KENTUCKY'...in any event, it was a night to remember, obviously!
ReplyDelete*casually nudges Blavod bottle further beneath chaise*
At least there was cake.
ReplyDeleteOh God, not cake. PLEASE NOT CAKE.
ReplyDeleteHeh heh.
DeletePFRRRRRRTT!!
ReplyDeletei miss all the good parties! wtf is up with that, sugar? xoxoxox
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ReplyDeleteGood Lord!!!! Who is the fat cup sitting on the curb? boy... God forbid that elastic stocking snap , someone will lose an eye!
ReplyDeleteLove the glittery silver heels!
ReplyDeletemy sources tell me the party was
ReplyDeleteattended by mannequins.
I, for one, am sick and tired of being interviewed by CSI about the whole sordid event.
ReplyDeletewell at least they didn't do a cavity search yet.
DeleteCavity search? You mean like a real arrest? *removes handcuffs from police dog* My bad.
ReplyDeleteyes cavity search, They already did one on Norma. They found the missing ear drum from the last wing ding.
DeleteAnd your wristwatch, Mistress Maddie.
DeleteWhy have we not heard a peep from kabuki?
ReplyDeleteIs it possible he is ashamed of his behaviour at the party?
Mistress MJ must investigate.