The most offensive thing about this picture is that grim bathroom. Maybe the poor guy's trying to clean it. This could be an illustration of the triumph of the spirit in the face of adversity. I know I feel inspired.
PRINCESS: I've found the perfect bowl for your morning cuppa MJ
I’m flush with excitement!
Let’s flog them on the Infomaniac Shopping Network.
COOKIE: I never thought you would cross this line. What's next, a private showing of Oragnica? Now, if you all would excuse me, I going to vomit in the waste pail next to my desk.
*reminds Cookie about the “filth” in the word “Filthy.”
NATIONS: The most offensive thing about this picture is that grim bathroom. Maybe the poor guy's trying to clean it. This could be an illustration of the triumph of the spirit in the face of adversity. I know I feel inspired. ...I also feel relieved that I don't have a tattoo of Oprah Winfrey on my forearm. wtf.
On the other hand, he does have a choice of two kinds of soap!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on finding the only clean thing on an otherwise filthy Friday.
ReplyDeleteEew!
ReplyDelete*flushes the toilet*
*washes houseboy's mouth with "soap"*
Beware The Scourge!
ReplyDeleteWhen I said "Yes... you can lick the bowl".. I thought you were talking about your dessert bowl not taking the plunger!...
ReplyDeleteLicking the bowl, Princess?
ReplyDeleteDoes Mistress also lay out two layers of toilet paper on the seat before using a public toilet?
ReplyDeleteI have two pictures for filthy Friday in my reader... can't really say which I prefer...but... I AM EATING MY LUNCH.
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DEEP BLUE JON: Does Mistress also lay out two layers of toilet paper on the seat before using a public toilet?
ReplyDeleteNo. Mistress MJ is considerate of the environment.
Let’s just say that Mistress MJ is quite acrobatic.
SCARLET: I have two pictures for filthy Friday in my reader... can't really say which I prefer...but... I AM EATING MY LUNCH.
Apologies for the confusion but the first one I posted accidentally…it was meant for a future Infomaniac House of Beauty post.
Consider him a potential client.
p.s. Would you like a chocolate covered HobNob for afters, Miss Scarlet?
ReplyDeleteIt's all his; I'll have a Popsicle instead.
ReplyDelete***snaps on Mr Beastie's rubber gloves and bio-hazard suit***
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is this the cake batter you're so proud of?
ReplyDeleteTB: It's all his; I'll have a Popsicle instead.
ReplyDeleteOne POOPsicle, coming right up.
SCARLET: ***snaps on Mr Beastie's rubber gloves and bio-hazard suit***
*restrains self from making remark about Ma Beastie’s explosive chickpea curry*
NORMADESMOND: is this the cake batter you're so proud of?
Did someone mention cake?
I've found the perfect bowl for your morning cuppa MJ
ReplyDeleteI never thought you would cross this line. What's next, a private showing of Oragnica?
ReplyDeleteNow, if you all would excuse me, I going to vomit in the waste pail next to my desk.
Didn't you know about the initiation ceremony for newly qualified plumbers?
ReplyDeleteThe most offensive thing about this picture is that grim bathroom. Maybe the poor guy's trying to clean it. This could be an illustration of the triumph of the spirit in the face of adversity. I know I feel inspired.
ReplyDelete...I also feel relieved that I don't have a tattoo of Oprah Winfrey on my forearm. wtf.
ReplyDeletePRINCESS: I've found the perfect bowl for your morning cuppa MJ
ReplyDeleteI’m flush with excitement!
Let’s flog them on the Infomaniac Shopping Network.
COOKIE: I never thought you would cross this line. What's next, a private showing of Oragnica?
Now, if you all would excuse me, I going to vomit in the waste pail next to my desk.
*reminds Cookie about the “filth” in the word “Filthy.”
Perhaps you’ll find this more tasteful.
GEOFF: Didn't you know about the initiation ceremony for newly qualified plumbers?
Followed by a liberal application of Plumber’s Butt Caulk.
NATIONS: The most offensive thing about this picture is that grim bathroom. Maybe the poor guy's trying to clean it. This could be an illustration of the triumph of the spirit in the face of adversity. I know I feel inspired.
...I also feel relieved that I don't have a tattoo of Oprah Winfrey on my forearm. wtf.
Here’s a guy trying to clean it.
And they say a good man is hard to find.
ReplyDeleteKABUKI: And they say a good man is hard to find.
ReplyDeleteThey were lookin’ for love in all the wrong places.
I don't even want to know.
ReplyDelete...now THAT was the face of adversity.
ReplyDeleteCan I borrow him?
oh for fuck's sake.
ReplyDeleteTHOMBEAU: I don't even want to know.
ReplyDeleteWhistle a happy tune.
NATIONS: ...now THAT was the face of adversity.
Can I borrow him?
Consider him a loaner.
MICHAEL GUY: oh for fuck's sake.
Say it with cross-stitch.
Nice knitting-blog reference!
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