Friday, January 20, 2012

Public Service Announcement #15

See how they talk behind Norma’s back? …

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Don’t be that gal.

Wash your damn hands, Bitches.

This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

18 comments:

  1. I'd talk behind norma's back, but I'm too tired to walk that far....

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  2. ewwwwwwwwww!

    let's hope she does, sugar!! xoxxox

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  3. FIRST!!!

    I'm with Savannah, Ewww!!

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  4. Norma ... I'm telling you this out of friendship darling... Your hands are smooth but smelly...
    There... I've said it darling...

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  5. WALLY: I'd talk behind norma's back, but I'm too tired to walk that far....

    Tell Mistress MJ what else you know about Norma.

    Go on…dish.

    SAVANNAH & COREYJO: Ewwww said it!

    PRINCESS: Norma ... I'm telling you this out of friendship darling... Your hands are smooth but smelly...
    There... I've said it darling...


    SOMEBODY had to tell her!

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  6. I'm not sure Norma will be pleased with what you're alluding to, Mr. LX.

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  7. Fisting gloves can be most efficacious.

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  8. Norma will need the elbow-length gloves.

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  9. I think maybe the Opera length gloves.
    You know ... just in case.

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  10. Yes Norma I've been meaning to tell you that your...Wait a minute...did you say hands?

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  11. Both hands or just her left hand? If it's her left hand, then First Nations has stolen all of the toilet paper again at the Hair Hall of Fame.

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  12. if you think my hands smell bad,
    you oughta get a whiff of mj's bowels.

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  13. Perhaps Norma, you should wear rubber gloves when doing the beer in the rear trick. Plus you can later use them to wash the dishes too.

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  14. could this be a result of her 'gall bladder' surgery. those OR nurses can be practical joke bitches. remind kabuki to show you his colonoscopy video. haunting

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  15. at my age, I'll take smooth over smelly.

    I know. Getting older is AWFUL.

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  16. Considering how those two are practically shouting behind the poor dear's back, I can't see how she missed the memo.

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  17. BLAZNG SCARLET: I think maybe the Opera length gloves.
    You know ... just in case.


    Best to error on the side of caution, I agree.

    AYEM8Y: Yes Norma I've been meaning to tell you that your...Wait a minute...did you say hands?

    I was hoping Norma would read between the lines.

    COOKIE: Both hands or just her left hand? If it's her left hand, then First Nations has stolen all of the toilet paper again at the Hair Hall of Fame.

    No sign of Ms. Nations today.

    We can safely assume she was overcome by the fumes from Norma’s “hands.”

    NORMADESMOND: if you think my hands smell bad,
    you oughta get a whiff of mj's bowels.


    Don’t be such a cow, Norma.

    A diet high in fibre is highly recommended.

    MISTRESS MADDIE: Perhaps Norma, you should wear rubber gloves when doing the beer in the rear trick. Plus you can later use them to wash the dishes too.

    But then we’d have to ask, Which hand wore the rubber glove?

    KABUKI: could this be a result of her 'gall bladder' surgery. those OR nurses can be practical joke bitches. remind kabuki to show you his colonoscopy video. haunting

    No one was fooled by Norma’s “gall bladder” surgery so you make a good point.

    Does your video night include a concession and cocktails?

    If so, Mistress MJ is THERE!

    BOXER: at my age, I'll take smooth over smelly.
    I know. Getting older is AWFUL.


    You can borrow Norma’s Epilady.

    PEENEE: Considering how those two are practically shouting behind the poor dear's back, I can't see how she missed the memo.

    She’s left the house without her ear trumpet again, poor dear.

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