I am a little concerned about that large mole he has on his thigh. Other than that, my main issues are keeping local nut-job Michelle Bachman from wining re-election to her house seat, and watching the film "Tree of Life" for a second time and trying to figure out what the hell it is about and how the hell it got an Academy Award nomination! As you can see my mind is all a whirl.
It depends on how many sets of nipples you're talking about, Ms. Scarlet. Most Beasts have six of them. I think they migrate around though, like that island in Dr. Doolittle. *gets out measuring tape and begins stalking Thombeau*
Why do the chinese new year celebrations require tangerines? Is it like the ping pong trick of old? This will impact kabukis' kimino choice for any celebratory events. Fuck it, kabuki will just go with wash and wear ultra-suede. (the color - aquamaraine)
FIRSTY FIRST FIRST!
ReplyDeleteMistress MJ hopes that is a load off your mind.
ReplyDeleteDoes this tank top make my ass look big?
ReplyDeleteI am a little concerned about that large mole he has on his thigh. Other than that, my main issues are keeping local nut-job Michelle Bachman from wining re-election to her house seat, and watching the film "Tree of Life" for a second time and trying to figure out what the hell it is about and how the hell it got an Academy Award nomination! As you can see my mind is all a whirl.
ReplyDeleteLX: Are you asking for yourself or “a friend?”
ReplyDeleteKELLY RED: You’re giving me motion sickness!
Does this blog make my ass look fat?
ReplyDeleteDamn hipsters!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure I saw Sarina in that outfit at the tennis recently...
ReplyDeletePEENEE: No but it makes your feet look big…ger.
ReplyDeleteTHOMBEAU: Stop me if you’ve heard this one…
A hipster walks into a club that you’ve never heard of before.
PRINCESS: The ball’s in your court.
Do you have anything else you’d like to add?
BITCHES: You DO realize this “Open Mic Day” is for you bitches to discuss anything you’d like?
I mean…other than the photograph?
*swans off to watch Coronation Street*
From the looks of that swan, Im guessing Mistress MJ got the fish tank... ahem, cleaned out... (wink, wink)
ReplyDelete*looks around the room for pirhana bite marks*
Are we having a trannyoke night?
ReplyDeleteAre all men's nipples 10" apart? I am asking for a friend. Seriously.
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Open Mic Day? The last open mic day I attend was a party to open a virgin named Mike! And why does his right arm look moist? Don't answer that.
ReplyDeleteAnd that's no mole. Upon futher inspection it was a earwig.
ReplyDeleteIt depends on how many sets of nipples you're talking about, Ms. Scarlet. Most Beasts have six of them. I think they migrate around though, like that island in Dr. Doolittle. *gets out measuring tape and begins stalking Thombeau*
ReplyDeletePaper or plastic?
ReplyDeleteSorry, but that's what's on my mind...
Talent night at Hazeldon is a no win event.
ReplyDeleteWhy do the chinese new year celebrations require tangerines? Is it like the ping pong trick of old? This will impact kabukis' kimino choice for any celebratory events. Fuck it, kabuki will just go with wash and wear ultra-suede. (the color - aquamaraine)
ReplyDelete*flounces in and grabs mic to announce that a new post is up*
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ReplyDeleteIs this thing on?
that tank top makes his dick look wee. next time he should wear this.
ReplyDelete@Norma: I've GOT to start watching daytime television.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Ms Nations.
ReplyDeleteI would like a post dedicated to the space between mens' nipples. Perhaps an in depth survey is in order?
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