Monday, January 30, 2012

Away Today

Mistress MJ is away for the day.

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Seek your pleasure elsewhere, Bitches.

29 comments:

  1. Crap, second. Always a bridesmaid.

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  2. Really they should be careful climbing the fence like that...it just scares the cows.

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  3. Your FINALLY having those warts looked at I take? I told you many a time, there not suppose to be there.

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  4. Mistress demonstrates how to climb over a fence with no style...

    On our way to the DVD store per chance? Or is this a re-enactment of "Moonstruck"?

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  5. one flew over the cuckoo's nest?

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  6. A day without you is empty, just empty

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  7. do these panties make my ass look fat?

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  8. That looks like my fence you're climbing over...
    Be careful when trying to blend in up here on the blue ridge, they'll know your a city girl because you are wearing underwear...

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  9. Break on through to the other side!

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  10. I read somewhere that one person's ass is comparable to the face in its uniqueness when measured biometrically correct. So it will be possible to feature a pic of one's arse on the ID card of the near future ... yeah year of the arse, it's true. It is.

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  11. @ Herr Mago: They could call it personalarseweis!

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  12. I really thought the picture in my blog list showed a horse jumping over a fence. I thought to myself, she's a closet equestrian aroused by gymkhanas. So I clicked on. I had to laugh.

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  13. White shoes and pink stockings in winter?!

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  14. Very fitting. Here's the German article. They basically say that professor Koshimizu, Advanced Institute of Industrial Technology in Tokio, developed a new car seat with 360 sensors that recognizes with 98%security a persons arse.
    So yer arse could in future deceide whether you can drive this car or not.
    Cheers.
    Year of the arse.

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  15. Blazng Scarlet dear, were talking about the Mistress Mj, what makes you think there is any kind of sense, let alone fashion sense. Plus she's wearing white yet!!!!!!!

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  16. @Mistress Maddie - What the hell WAS I thinking?

    (Did I take the dogs pills or mine???)

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  17. BITCHES: *slaps Peenee, Blazng Scarlet (how did she get out of the oubliette?) and Mistress Maddie*

    By the way, I have not quite returned completely however I shall be posting something new any minute now.

    Oh, pardon me. Where are my manners? We have a newcomer…

    MISS MIRIAM: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    Have you come here for the highbrow conversation or the free booze?

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  18. ... intellectual stuff 'n shit I say ...

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  19. I think Old K. would make this his official wanking wall paper.

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  20. Glad to be here, I have come for whatever I can get!

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  21. @Miss Miriam: Most likely an STD.

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