Oh Go on Mr Lax, Sit on Santa's lap and see what comes up....
which reminds me... I'm Santering at a gig tomorrow night.... A Christmas break up for a mob of truckie's... I wonder what they'll want from Santa's sack...
*pops of to dust down Santa suit and give beard a comb through*
PRINCESS: Oh Go on Mr Lax, Sit on Santa's lap and see what comes up.... which reminds me... I'm Santering at a gig tomorrow night.... A Christmas break up for a mob of truckie's... I wonder what they'll want from Santa's sack... *pops of to dust down Santa suit and give beard a comb through*
Another reason why Santa should look like a 29 yr. old rugby player who wears just a hat, boots, and mesh jockstrap with a sled pulled by Chippendale dancers.
Santa has lots of lap to sit on this year...FIRST!
ReplyDeleteUh, I'll skip Santa's lap this year.
ReplyDeleteSanta's got a package for you.
ReplyDeleteOh Go on Mr Lax, Sit on Santa's lap and see what comes up....
ReplyDeletewhich reminds me... I'm Santering at a gig tomorrow night.... A Christmas break up for a mob of truckie's...
I wonder what they'll want from Santa's sack...
*pops of to dust down Santa suit and give beard a comb through*
AYEM8Y: Santa has lots of lap to sit on this year...FIRST!
ReplyDeleteWho’s been a naughty boy?
LX: Uh, I'll skip Santa's lap this year.
See comment from Princess.
PEENEE: Santa's got a package for you.
Santa has a pornament for you, honey.
PRINCESS: Oh Go on Mr Lax, Sit on Santa's lap and see what comes up....
which reminds me... I'm Santering at a gig tomorrow night.... A Christmas break up for a mob of truckie's...
I wonder what they'll want from Santa's sack...
*pops of to dust down Santa suit and give beard a comb through*
We need photos!!!
Another reason why Santa should look like a 29 yr. old rugby player who wears just a hat, boots, and mesh jockstrap with a sled pulled by Chippendale dancers.
ReplyDeleteI see he has his own Jingle Bells too.
ReplyDelete(I just hope he doesn't make eggnog while LX is on his lap!)
You mean Jingle Balls, he smokes Pall Malls, Jingle all the way...
ReplyDeleteI'm with LX, I think I'll be skipping the visit to Santa. Where are the elves?
ReplyDeleteExcept for the bitch tits and the pig nose, this pretty much IS the Biker.
ReplyDelete"Oh yeaaaaaah. Wear the hat, baby. I love it when you wear the hat."
I saw mommy pissing Santa Claus...
ReplyDeletehow come i think santa just farted?
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