DAMNNIT! I was with a 12 year old all day yesterday and making an appearance at your party would not have worked... you know... with the adult warning and all.
Too bad, because I had some very nice vodkas to pour into the fountain.
I will send Mr Beastie over to do the clean up. He has a wicked way with laminate flooring and uses some piss like fluid that you may purchase from Asda... or so he says... Sx
Someone said something about poutine?
ReplyDeleteYAY First!
Oh here we go.
ReplyDelete*slaps forehead*
MORNING MY LOVELY!!! *slams door*
ReplyDelete*quickly exits room muttering 'I am not cleaning this mess up'*.....
ReplyDeleteOf course, this is always appropriate!
ReplyDeleteOUTSTANDING, VONLX!!! *SNORK*
ReplyDeletewhoops was i shouting?
how'd he get my costume?
ReplyDeleteDAMNNIT! I was with a 12 year old all day yesterday and making an appearance at your party would not have worked... you know... with the adult warning and all.
ReplyDeleteToo bad, because I had some very nice vodkas to pour into the fountain.
Is it Morning Already?...
ReplyDeleteI've been mesmerized by Ms Nations nasty gill action all night... I'm sure I saw teeth...
ReplyDeleteI will send Mr Beastie over to do the clean up. He has a wicked way with laminate flooring and uses some piss like fluid that you may purchase from Asda... or so he says...
ReplyDeleteSx
One has to diversify these days, MsScarlet ...
ReplyDeleteHas anybody seen my dentures?
ReplyDeleteOh good lord.....
ReplyDeleteSorry, no, Mr. Peenee, but it was very nice when you took them out.
ReplyDeletegraw drammid, er deesh yoursh? i knew shomshin fel' fuh'y. der ah fuwa poobic haiw, too.
ReplyDeleteWould you Bitches kindly keep it down?
ReplyDeleteIt's the middle of the night here, you know.
I don't remember Norma wearing a Wenis suit!
ReplyDeleteBut I did see teeth... Were they your missing ones Mr Peenee? Are you sure you want them Back?
Sad, but true - from a certain age onwards the day after takes two. Days.
ReplyDeleteI made the husband pass out candy because we are in the midst of HIGH NEIGHBORHOOD DRAMA!
ReplyDeleteI think it's time for a new post, Mistress!
ReplyDeleteShe's still trying to figure out how to get the giant hotdog on her couch to leave without hurting his feelings.
ReplyDeleteKeep your tits in your blouses, Bitches.
ReplyDeleteI'm on my way with a new post.
Sheesh.
I want to hear more about Cookie's drama.
ReplyDeletePEENEE: I want to hear more about Cookie's drama.
ReplyDeleteI posted a comment to that effect on his blog and we’re still waiting.