I remember seeing this picture at Chateau Thombeau and, after convincing myself Simmons had not skinned Big Bird and dyed his pelt to make that kicky tunic, wondering what lip gloss he was using because I really like that color. Not on him but in general; he really needs to stay away from rose pink tones.
i happened to hear richard on TV recently. he told his interviewer that he's had three hair transplants. he neglected to tell her that he's now impersonating carol channing when at work.
?only when at work Norma? I saw him interviewed last week wearing a little number made out of ppp.pompoms. lokked like he'd been busy with the craft glue and bedazzler...
As for your assignment Mistress I just don't know where to start....
How sad an ironic. Simmons has spent his adult life trying to get women to embrace themselves and look at themselves and see what they look like, and yet he still doesn't know he is bald.
Does Mistress MJ have to lend you something from her personal collection?
NORMADESMOND: i happened to hear richard on TV recently. he told his interviewer that he's had three hair transplants. he neglected to tell her that he's now impersonating carol channing when at work.
His hair growth is like tree rings at this point.
I can see the first, second AND third transplants.
However, I’m a fan no matter what.
PRINCESS: ?only when at work Norma? I saw him interviewed last week wearing a little number made out of ppp.pompoms. lokked like he'd been busy with the craft glue and bedazzler... As for your assignment Mistress I just don't know where to start....
Just have someone blindfold you and spin you around the room and extend your arm with your finger pointed.
When you stop, choose whatever your finger is pointing to.
COOKIE: How sad an ironic. Simmons has spent his adult life trying to get women to embrace themselves and look at themselves and see what they look like, and yet he still doesn't know he is bald. I love pathos.
And I love bathos!
BOXER: I'm still thinking it's Coco. For many reasons. She's always had a beauty more "Elenor Roosevelt" style than Marilyn Monroe ... if you know what I mean.
Unfortunately I have nothing to contribute to this.. Aside from a ton of studded black leather, like that one guy in the village people. I can't wait to see others' contributions.
MANDA: Unfortunately I have nothing to contribute to this.. Aside from a ton of studded black leather, like that one guy in the village people. I can't wait to see others' contributions.
Am I first? Has everyone else already passed out?
ReplyDeleteI remember seeing this picture at Chateau Thombeau and, after convincing myself Simmons had not skinned Big Bird and dyed his pelt to make that kicky tunic, wondering what lip gloss he was using because I really like that color. Not on him but in general; he really needs to stay away from rose pink tones.
*steps over bodies*
ReplyDeleteWith that outfit, I would have gone with MAC's Russian Red as a lipstick with a colourless gloss on top.
The gayest thing in my house is my 6 inch Rambo boot knife. Old Knudsen feels quite self conscious when he kills with it.
ReplyDeleteWelcome back, Old K!
ReplyDeleteDidn't you save that post-coital cigarette butt you shared with George Clooney?
I am struggling with this one!
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i happened to hear richard on TV recently. he told his interviewer that he's had three hair transplants. he neglected to tell her that he's now impersonating carol channing when at work.
ReplyDelete?only when at work Norma?
ReplyDeleteI saw him interviewed last week wearing a little number made out of ppp.pompoms. lokked like he'd been busy with the craft glue and bedazzler...
As for your assignment Mistress I just don't know where to start....
How sad an ironic. Simmons has spent his adult life trying to get women to embrace themselves and look at themselves and see what they look like, and yet he still doesn't know he is bald.
ReplyDeleteI love pathos.
I'm still thinking it's Coco.
ReplyDeleteFor many reasons. She's always had a beauty more "Elenor Roosevelt" style than Marilyn Monroe ... if you know what I mean.
I've just been scared straight!
ReplyDeleteMistress, did I win yet?
ReplyDeletewally...really.
ReplyDeleteSCARLET: I am struggling with this one!
ReplyDeleteDoes Mistress MJ have to lend you something from her personal collection?
NORMADESMOND: i happened to hear richard on TV recently. he told his interviewer that he's had three hair transplants. he neglected to tell her that he's now impersonating carol channing when at work.
His hair growth is like tree rings at this point.
I can see the first, second AND third transplants.
However, I’m a fan no matter what.
PRINCESS: ?only when at work Norma?
I saw him interviewed last week wearing a little number made out of ppp.pompoms. lokked like he'd been busy with the craft glue and bedazzler...
As for your assignment Mistress I just don't know where to start....
Just have someone blindfold you and spin you around the room and extend your arm with your finger pointed.
When you stop, choose whatever your finger is pointing to.
COOKIE: How sad an ironic. Simmons has spent his adult life trying to get women to embrace themselves and look at themselves and see what they look like, and yet he still doesn't know he is bald.
I love pathos.
And I love bathos!
BOXER: I'm still thinking it's Coco.
For many reasons. She's always had a beauty more "Elenor Roosevelt" style than Marilyn Monroe ... if you know what I mean.
Just be sure to include an explanation.
Now if you’d bought her that handbag…
WALLY: I've just been scared straight!
Like THAT could ever happen.
VON LX: Mistress, did I win yet?
Stop it.
NORMADESMOND: wally...really.
Who does he think he's kidding?
She might!
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thank you for the suggestion Mistress
ReplyDeletebut now I'm too giddy to take the photo...
*thud*
SCARLET: She might!
ReplyDeleteSigh.
PRINCESS: thank you for the suggestion Mistress
but now I'm too giddy to take the photo...
*thud*
Not another thudder!
Ey, was 'ne Tunte ... I'll try to photograph something decorative that could pass as "gay".
ReplyDeleteI've just emailed you mine
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately I have nothing to contribute to this.. Aside from a ton of studded black leather, like that one guy in the village people. I can't wait to see others' contributions.
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Ey, was 'ne Tunte ... I'll try to photograph something decorative that could pass as "gay".
ReplyDeleteI’m sending the cast from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy to help you.
NURSEMYRA: I've just emailed you mine
And I am gobsmacked by the gaeity!!!
MANDA: Unfortunately I have nothing to contribute to this.. Aside from a ton of studded black leather, like that one guy in the village people. I can't wait to see others' contributions.
You ARE a dark horse, aren’t you?
Mmh, maybe they'll turn this shithole in a charming little jewelbox!
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