*telephone rings*
That’s right, mmmhmmmm.
A Hallowe’en party on Sunday chez Infomaniac.
[photo via Infomaniac Bitch Zenfancy]
What's that?
You haven’t submitted your “Gayest Thing in Your House” photo yet?
*ticks name off invitation list and hangs up*
First........
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...NATIONS!!!!!
Get off the damn phone, Nations.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure there's a call coming in from Berlin any minute now.
I get to be in the haunted house!I get to be in the haunted house!I get to be in the haunted house!!!
ReplyDelete*prepares plate of cold spaghetti and hardboiled eggs*
*readies 'hall of 10,000 vibrators'*
*strips down, starts chainsaw, dons paper grocery bag, runs through Wal-Mart screaming 'SOMEBODY GET A ZIPLOC! I'M HAVING A PROLAPSE!!!!*
Hey, the line was busy!
ReplyDeleteAwesome.
ReplyDelete*rummages through closet looking for a costume*
Costume?
ReplyDeleteI'll stay with the plastic bag and a can of superglue as ussual.
Is it Saturday night yet? I'm all dressed down and ready.....
ReplyDeleteWhat a coincidence! So am I.......
ReplyDeleteas of this moment, he's the gayest
ReplyDeletething in my house, after moi, of course.
What the fuck is up with the towel? This is INFOMANIC, we expect better!
ReplyDeleteI'm with Kelly. Seriously, MJ?
ReplyDeleteSeriously? *turns away shaking head*
*returns for plastic bag*
I sent it, I sent it already!
ReplyDeleteNow about this towel and how to get rid of it...
Hai Princess!
Hands OFF Nations - snirfl ...
ReplyDeleteI'm stealing toilet paper from all the public restrooms in San Francisco for my mummy costume already. CLEAN toilet paper.
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