September?
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Mistress MJ is not ready for September and declares an endless summer to all of you…particularly the Brits who have not enjoyed a proper sunny summer.
And a big FECK THE FECK OFF to stores displaying Christmas merchandise in August and the Canadian television station who showcased a certain chanteuse’s new Christmas CD (no, not Celine Dion) on their morning news programme.
Mistress MJ is in a mood, Bitches.
First!
ReplyDeleteWe're having an endless summer in Hellish Texas alright. Day after day after day of 100f+ (40c+) temperatures.
ReplyDeleteBefore I go get the vacuum cleaner hose, lube, and Monopoly game to celebrate being 1st I have this to add. Ix is exactly right ; it has been worse in Texass than usual. This has been a a preview of what hell must be like. Although I agree about the Xmas stuff(spoils the holiday) I can't wait until fall. 5 minutes outside and I'm ready to stab someone or scream obscenities. The man who invented air conditioning should be declared a saint.
ReplyDeleteSaint Willis Haviland Carrier.
ReplyDeleteit's September already? hot damn, sugar! down here, it's still AC weather! xoxoxoxo
ReplyDeleteIt's warm here too so WHY THE CHRISTMAS MERCHANDISE?
ReplyDeleteThey started flogging it in AUGUST!
I think Miss Scarlet explains it best!
ReplyDeleteCome to Rothenburg ob der Tauber, there's Christmas EVERY day!
ReplyDeleteI wish, Mr Lax... I wish...
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Have started wearing my thermal vest. The long-johns are warming on the radiator.
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It was SO hot n Dry here in the Prairies..which is wrong. This countryside used to be an inland Sea full of giant reptiles and then it was the bottom of a glacier.
ReplyDeleteAt least there weren't any mosquitoes this year. Last night it rained for the first time in weeks and the cracked Earth soaked it up like it never happened.
I have 3 returning to school..2 in Uni and all of them are excited. I remember that as the worst feeling ever. The times they are a changing.
okay miss attitude, is this tub of lard sitting on you?
ReplyDeleteI think someone needs a little Christmas Village Cheer.
ReplyDeleteI’m with the others when I echo that it’s too damn hot in the South to think about Christmas. In fact I was on the beach last November for Thanksgiving Day and spent Christmas Day in shorts and a wife beater. Besides everyone knows that September 1st is when they haul out the Halloween crap so it will be stale by October 31st.
Have had to turn the furnace on in the mornings this last week. It's been foggy and overcast. AND I ONLY HAVE FOUR TOMATOES!!! *runs off sobbing*
ReplyDelete*skips in*
ReplyDeleteHi Bitches!
Spring has sprung Downunder!
I could almost throw off the thermals an join Grandpa up there for a picnic.
Isn't September a lovely month to be in... I think I'll pick some Flowers..
*Skips off while disrobing in the lovely sunshine..*
LX: I think Miss Scarlet explains it best!
ReplyDeleteSee comment from Miss Scarlet.
MAGO: Come to Rothenburg ob der Tauber, there's Christmas EVERY day!
Gott im Himmel!
SCARLET: I wish, Mr Lax... I wish...
Have started wearing my thermal vest. The long-johns are warming on the radiator.
Are the Infomaniac Dancers (as seen in LX’s video clip) not enough to keep you warm?
DONN: It was SO hot n Dry here in the Prairies..which is wrong. This countryside used to be an inland Sea full of giant reptiles and then it was the bottom of a glacier.
At least there weren't any mosquitoes this year. Last night it rained for the first time in weeks and the cracked Earth soaked it up like it never happened.
I have 3 returning to school..2 in Uni and all of them are excited. I remember that as the worst feeling ever. The times they are a changing.
Off topic but are you as inconsolable as I am about this being LLOYD ROBERTSON’s farewell news broadcast tonight?
I have never known a world without Lloyd Robertson in it!
And don’t try to tell me “Well, we still have Mansbridge.”
This is just adding to my grumpiness…yes “That’s the kind of day it’s been.”
NORMADESMOND: okay miss attitude, is this tub of lard sitting on you?
Feels like buttah!
AYEM8Y: I think someone needs a little Christmas Village Cheer.
I’m with the others when I echo that it’s too damn hot in the South to think about Christmas. In fact I was on the beach last November for Thanksgiving Day and spent Christmas Day in shorts and a wife beater. Besides everyone knows that September 1st is when they haul out the Halloween crap so it will be stale by October 31st.
*clicks link*
He’s about to choke the Christmas spirit out of her.
NATIONS: Have had to turn the furnace on in the mornings this last week. It's been foggy and overcast. AND I ONLY HAVE FOUR TOMATOES!!! *runs off sobbing*
You need to take one of Princess’s happy pills.
PRINCESS: *skips in*
Hi Bitches!
Spring has sprung Downunder!
I could almost throw off the thermals an join Grandpa up there for a picnic.
Isn't September a lovely month to be in... I think I'll pick some Flowers..
*Skips off while disrobing in the lovely sunshine..*
*gently and discreetly places dainty foot in front of a skipping Princess*
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ReplyDeleteENOUGH!!! Mr Lax. You have stolen my comment and now you are plastering it all over comment boxes, everywhere.
ReplyDeleteGIVE IT BACK.
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Apologies for Mr Lax being sorry. Blame Savvy.
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ReplyDeleteWHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE?
ReplyDeleteCan't a bitch get a little peace and quiet?
LLOYD ROBERTSON's final broadcast is tonight (sobs), the stores are filled with Christmas merchandise and now THIS?
'nuff. not playing. It will drive me crazy.
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ReplyDeleteSorry CJ. I mean MJ.
ReplyDeleteBin watchin Reggie Perrin again.
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Stop it.
ReplyDeleteStop it right NOW!
Four tomatoes! I wish I had four tomatoes. After planting, watering and generally babying my three heirloom plants I currently have ONE goddamn tomato and even that isn't going to ripen before frost. (And is that guy sitting on a towel? Or heaven forbid the picnic blanket? Public picnic tables are so unsanitary.)
ReplyDeleteHe's sitting on Norma's face.
ReplyDeleteI would love to comment, but I am in the "flying monkeys" scene of "The Wizard of Oz", right now....
ReplyDeleteDon't make me release the flying monkeys!
ReplyDelete*sticks fingers in ears at mention of the 'C' word*
ReplyDeleteSorry.
ReplyDeleteI'm now going to take Mr Lax into the Plaid room and swing with him from the chandelier.
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... is "Sorry" what one has to say nowadays? Or better "sorry" with a small "s"?
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell is going on here? I don't come here for three days and I find the place in a total mess!!!
ReplyDeleteAt least Zira is doing what she knows best!
Xera...
ReplyDeleteI prefer her french name!
ReplyDeleteI think it's time we moved on to Filthy Friday, don't you?
ReplyDeleteIf the kind gentleman would just take off his hat, I could get a better look at that glorious Chevy Nova in the background.
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