Please hold off mailing anything to me until our postal strike is over.
You will be updated here on that happy day.
Unfortunately, this means a delay in receiving my prize hip flask...
...that I won for being the joint winner (along with Miss Savannah) of the “Most Appealing Frock” in Princess’s Fabulous Frock Competition.
And then there’s that other thing I ordered.
Apparently, the Vancouver Canucks are on strike as well.
ReplyDeleteGo Can...oh I don't really care.
ReplyDeleteAir Canada is on strike too.
*grits teeth*
ReplyDeleteCongrats for winning.
Booo!
ReplyDeleteDo you two have a problem?
ReplyDeleteSome of those toys look a little complicated
ReplyDelete*hiss*
ReplyDeleteOh, OK then, I'll provide the only genuine congratulations so far: YAY MJ!!
ReplyDeleteYou won something, MJ?
ReplyDeleteOUZO!
congratulations, sugarpie! i really did adore y'all's frock, honey. xoxoxox ;~D
ReplyDeletecanada has mail service?
ReplyDeleteThe horse must have gas...
ReplyDeleteYou let your mail carriers strike? What sort of civilization is Canada anyway? sounds like barbarism to kabuki. what about your TV Guide magazine? kabuki is just about sick over this.
ReplyDeleteAh - it's all Tara to me!
ReplyDeleteI have an internet connection strike. I can just about type 'congrats' and 'whatever', but have no idea what your 'other thing' is.
ReplyDeleteSx
...ticks box...
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So... I can't send you your lovely Hip flask... all because the mail workers are on strike?
ReplyDeleteI bet they'd get their sorry arses back to work if they knew I was sending them a hip flask in the mail ... Cunts!
Maybe the postal workers need their little pink cherries popped for them?
ReplyDeleteDoes PinkCherry stock cherry poppers?
I'll order some and have them delivered via courier.... shall I?
CYBERPOOF: Some of those toys look a little complicated
ReplyDelete*hiss*
Mistress MJ has trouble putting together IKEA products so this could be a problem.
IVD: Oh, OK then, I'll provide the only genuine congratulations so far: YAY MJ!!
Ta, Mr. DeVice.
I chose your frock as runner-up but there was no runner-up box to tick.
MAGO: You won something, MJ?
OUZO!
From what I can see, you’ve been drinking ouzo all night on a variety of blogs.
Is the vodka fountain not good enough for you anymore?
SAVANNAH: congratulations, sugarpie! i really did adore y'all's frock, honey. xoxoxox ;~D
I thought it was going to be a tie between you and Damien so what a pleasant surprise to find we’d tied again.
Now I want to see you wear that gown to Princess’s Winter Ball, ya hear?
NORMADESMOND: canada has mail service?
You’re a riot, Norma.
WALLY: The horse must have gas...
The pony expressed gas, yes.
KABUKI: You let your mail carriers strike? What sort of civilization is Canada anyway? sounds like barbarism to kabuki. what about your TV Guide magazine? kabuki is just about sick over this.
Now I’ll never find out the answers to the last crossword.
Can you answer this one for me?...
9 Across: Mary's boss _____ _____ (2 words).
MAGO: Ah - it's all Tara to me!
Enjoy that ouzo.
SCARLET: I have an internet connection strike. I can just about type 'congrats' and 'whatever', but have no idea what your 'other thing' is.
...ticks box...
It’s something of a delicate nature, Miss Scarlet.
Best I don’t describe it in mixed company.
Come back soon…it just isn’t right without you.
PRINCESS: So... I can't send you your lovely Hip flask... all because the mail workers are on strike?
I bet they'd get their sorry arses back to work if they knew I was sending them a hip flask in the mail ... Cunts!
Maybe the postal workers need their little pink cherries popped for them?
Does PinkCherry stock cherry poppers?
I'll order some and have them delivered via courier.... shall I?
*checks to see if couriers are on strike too*
Have a look at what happened LAST NIGHT in front of one of our nation’s post offices.
Over a hockey game…not the strike.
@ Vancouver Canucks Fans: You're supposed to riot if your team WINS. Just saying.
ReplyDeleteYou're not supposed to riot at ALL.
ReplyDeleteOn the bright side, there are more Canadian players with the Bruins than with the Canucks.
Those Canuks know how to party...
ReplyDeleteI think the policeman in pic six has been to PinkCherry to personally collect his Cherry popper... Perhaps the couriers are on strike to!
Ah Canada, where people live their emotions!
ReplyDeleteWhoa, Canada!
ReplyDeletePRINCESS: Those Canuks know how to party...
ReplyDeleteI think the policeman in pic six has been to PinkCherry to personally collect his Cherry popper... Perhaps the couriers are on strike to!
Sadly, I’m sure all those rioters missed the beautiful red moon during the lunar eclipse last night.
MAGO: Ah Canada, where people live their emotions!
Send straitjackets.
XL: Whoa, Canada!
Woe, Canada.
I wanted to see the red moon, but it was all cloudy here. Next try is in 2015.
ReplyDeleteIs that aqua vita princess has poured for you?
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