This is not funny! This is a tragedy! People should not be laughing! Why won't someone throw that drowning fireman a life ring???? *racing back and forth on the banks in confusion*
Dear Ms Nations I can totally understand your panic and confusion. Others ignored rescue thinking that it was just a snapping turtle coming up for air... The resemblance is quite remarkable.
He was... as it turns out... eventually rescued by a passing "ginger angel" who managed to give him the kiss of life....
Cue Jaws music.
ReplyDeleteI wondered who'd be first with that quip.
ReplyDeleteNessie...
ReplyDeleteup periscope?
ReplyDeleteCue Deliverance music.
ReplyDeleteSo rare to get a shot of one in its natural habitat...
ReplyDeleteMoby Dick!
ReplyDeleteLet's see if he'll use his blowhole.
It tasks me.
ReplyDeleteJust managing to keep his head above water... his cries for help were ignored by passers by... having mistaken him for a snapping turtle...
ReplyDeleteLOL@ XL. Honey, those cellos were out the minute I saw the pic.
ReplyDeleteWonderful water snake he's got there.
ReplyDeleteNessie has been found, alive and well.. At last!
I see Twiki removed his metal plating and went for a dip.
ReplyDeleteWrong. So wrong...
How darling! I wonder if he spits like a porpise.
ReplyDeleteShould I throw him a rubber ring... or give him the kiss of life?
ReplyDeleteSx
This is not funny! This is a tragedy! People should not be laughing! Why won't someone throw that drowning fireman a life ring????
ReplyDelete*racing back and forth on the banks in confusion*
BITCHES: Mistress MJ does not write this blog…YOU bitches write it with comments such as those you’ve all left above.
ReplyDeleteA round of applause to all of you!
Mistress MJ thanks you for your continued patronage even on days like this when she is too frazzled to pop ‘round to visit all of you.
Oh good gawd…the wenis in the water even brought out the likes of Ms. Nations!
*faints*
Dear Ms Nations
ReplyDeleteI can totally understand your panic and confusion. Others ignored rescue thinking that it was just a snapping turtle coming up for air... The resemblance is quite remarkable.
He was... as it turns out... eventually rescued by a passing "ginger angel" who managed to give him the kiss of life....
*fans a feinted Mistress on the way out*
that is the ugliest platypus kabuki has ever seen.
ReplyDeleteThere really is something sincerely endearing about Nessie...
ReplyDeleteLooks Scott to me...
The SAD part is that the pond is only an INCH DEEP....
ReplyDeleteHeff! I can't believe you passed up the nekkid women in Friday's post for THIS!
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