Saturday, April 16, 2011

Indisposed

Mistress MJ is indisposed.


Her get up and go, got up and left.

Nonetheless, she would like to thank all of you for your Fave Shoes Photo Competition submissions.

Even those of you who disobeyed the rules.

To those bitches who emailed today with their shoe photos, Mistress MJ will respond to you on Sunday when (fingers crossed) her pep has returned.

The shoe photos will be posted early next week.

Enjoy your evening, bitches…or whatever time of day it is wherever you are.

*fade-out*

*curtain falls*

16 comments:

  1. I really hope it was the arrival o of my photo that put you over the egdge?

    However,

    FIRSTY!!!!!!

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  2. eeek, I meant "I really hope was it WASN'T the arrival of my photo." Yikers.

    I'd delete but I'm too much of "FIRST" whore to do that.

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  3. Take a good dose of salts and you'll feel better in no time. Cleaned out too!

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  4. with all the running this week, back and forth, fetching shoe boxes, fitting patrons, restocking..it's a wonder your daisy isn't the only thing prostrate.

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  5. and mago darling, you are naughty, naughty, naughty. of course, mistress loves when that happens.

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  6. Honey, here's hoping your pep gets all peppy 'n stuff soon.

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  7. I trust that Herr Mago will be properly disciplined.

    [fluffs pillows]

    [tiptoes out]

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  8. I fell fucking guilty now.

    ARGH ...

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  9. I immedeately started a heavy duty novene, castigation included.

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  10. This weekend has felt particularly short, hasn't it?

    Allow me to join you MJ as I am feeling a bit fragile myself.

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  11. Here's hoping you get your pep, vim, AND vigor back quickly, love.

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  12. Sending bestest wishes.
    I am also feeling odd. I have had a headache for three days.
    Sx

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  13. BITCHES: Mistress MJ's migraine is gone but she needs to have a quiet Sunday.

    She is even too tired to punish Mago for the error of his ways.

    She will rejoin you a.s.a.p.

    Many thanks for your kind words and pillow-fluffing.

    And yes, Miss Lulu, Mistress MJ has a shoe horn. Ahem.

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  14. I am glad that Mistress is one who forgives those of us who transgress. But Cookie is in the midst of preparing for a MAJOR household renovation and nursing a husband who had orthopedic arm surgery last week. We are, as they say, over our heads.

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  15. A prostrate massage always helps when One has the megrims.

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