Who or what is behind the couch should be encouraged to stay there. Otherwise the party might be spoiled by screaming and/or gagging guests. The cheez whiz canapes and cheap booze will be enough of a challenge to hold down.
MISS JANEY: Hard to move in here, harder still to breathe. But totally worth the scared look on Grandpa's face. SURPRISE!
We’re not ready to yell “SURPRISE!” yet, Miss J.
Get back in the closet.
TB: Who or what is behind the couch should be encouraged to stay there. Otherwise the party might be spoiled by screaming and/or gagging guests. The cheez whiz canapes and cheap booze will be enough of a challenge to hold down.
NORMADESMOND: i love surprises, no...wait, i mean i hate surprises. what i meant was, i love gold velvet sofas.
Can you see to it that the sofa has a good Scotchgarding after Beast’s sat on it?
ROSES: Oh fantastic. I love surprise parties. Don't mind me, I'll just put this case of Moet in the fridge. Now, where shall I hide? *slides under the table*
No one would think of looking for you by the vodka fountain.
I love surprise parties, and surprises in general. Except for the time the SWAT team surrounded my house at 4AM... something about a meth lab in the garage.
ROXY: I love surprise parties, and surprises in general. Except for the time the SWAT team surrounded my house at 4AM... something about a meth lab in the garage.
Did you offer them a nice cuppa tea or something stiffer?
Mr Beastie is nekkid and is hiding behind the sofa!
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FIRST!!!
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Is Miss Scarlet's comment hiding there too?
ReplyDeleteOh Hai Miss Scarlet!
kabuki just cannot contain the excitement brewing in the loins area of kaabuki's body. Is it hot in here or what?
ReplyDeleteSCARLET: Mr Beastie is nekkid and is hiding behind the sofa!
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Please make him put his pants on, Miss Scarlet.
XL: Is Miss Scarlet's comment hiding there too?
Oh Hai Miss Scarlet!
You mean THIS comment?...
“Please can you make it wear big pants. And a knitting pattern would be nice.”
Why, yes it is, XL!
That comment is really making the rounds!
KABUKI: kabuki just cannot contain the excitement brewing in the loins area of kaabuki's body. Is it hot in here or what?
Kabuki sizzles at the best of times.
He should wear a “Caution: Hot Stuff” bumper sticker on the back of his kimono.
Hard to move in here, harder still to breathe. But totally worth the scared look on Grandpa's face.
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Who or what is behind the couch should be encouraged to stay there. Otherwise the party might be spoiled by screaming and/or gagging guests. The cheez whiz canapes and cheap booze will be enough of a challenge to hold down.
ReplyDeleteMISS JANEY: Hard to move in here, harder still to breathe. But totally worth the scared look on Grandpa's face.
ReplyDeleteSURPRISE!
We’re not ready to yell “SURPRISE!” yet, Miss J.
Get back in the closet.
TB: Who or what is behind the couch should be encouraged to stay there. Otherwise the party might be spoiled by screaming and/or gagging guests. The cheez whiz canapes and cheap booze will be enough of a challenge to hold down.
None of our guests has a gag reflex.
i love surprises, no...wait, i mean i hate surprises.
ReplyDeletewhat i meant was, i love gold velvet sofas.
Oh fantastic. I love surprise parties. Don't mind me, I'll just put this case of Moet in the fridge.
ReplyDeleteNow, where shall I hide?
*slides under the table*
NORMADESMOND: i love surprises, no...wait, i mean i hate surprises.
ReplyDeletewhat i meant was, i love gold velvet sofas.
Can you see to it that the sofa has a good Scotchgarding after Beast’s sat on it?
ROSES: Oh fantastic. I love surprise parties. Don't mind me, I'll just put this case of Moet in the fridge.
Now, where shall I hide?
*slides under the table*
No one would think of looking for you by the vodka fountain.
I love surprise parties, and surprises in general. Except for the time the SWAT team surrounded my house at 4AM... something about a meth lab in the garage.
ReplyDeleteROXY: I love surprise parties, and surprises in general. Except for the time the SWAT team surrounded my house at 4AM... something about a meth lab in the garage.
ReplyDeleteDid you offer them a nice cuppa tea or something stiffer?