As day turns to evening in the U.K., Miss Scarlet’s birthday party shows no signs of winding down…
…with the exception of Princess (middle...see photo below) who appears to be dozing off between Miss Roses (left) and Normadesmond (right)…
Miss Scarlet must get up early to look for her missing comment.
She is seen here seeking an escape route through the conga line…
Party on, bitches!
After seeing the first pic, I think that she's just escaping period.
ReplyDeleteTB: Is this your first first?
ReplyDeleteIn any case, when you are first you must yell, “Yay! First!”
It is a miracle that you got here before XL.
Mistress can not be FIRST on her own blog.
ReplyDeleteI snatch it away from her...FIRST!!!!
TB is first!!!
ReplyDeleteMiss Scarlet seems a bit pensive as her birthday draws to a close. Was she not offered cake?
ReplyDeleteFirst! (Is that how it is done?) No,xl, she was only offered assholes.
ReplyDeleteXL: Miss Scarlet seems a bit pensive as her birthday draws to a close. Was she not offered cake?
ReplyDeleteDid you say Miss Scarlet seems expensive?
I’ve heard her rates are quite reasonable.
TB: First! (Is that how it is done?) No,xl, she was only offered assholes.
Yes…but even better if you say, “Yay! First!”
*nicks Princess' champagne*
ReplyDeleteHoney, you snooze, you looze.
*looks at her plate, empty except for a crumb and a smear of icing*
Who ate my cake?
The group there on top must be making more cake.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Miss Scarlet!
i'm always at the chicest
ReplyDeletegatherings, always in the right place.
(i avoided the proctology tower).
ROSES: *nicks Princess' champagne*
ReplyDeleteHoney, you snooze, you looze.
*looks at her plate, empty except for a crumb and a smear of icing*
Who ate my cake?
What’s happened to take the wind out of Princess’s sails?
HAYWARD: The group there on top must be making more cake.
Happy Birthday Miss Scarlet!
What is it they say about too many cooks?
NORMADESMOND: i'm always at the chicest
gatherings, always in the right place.
(i avoided the proctology tower).
Proctology tower…ha!
But what are you pointing at?
Oh, darlings! What a lovely party and the Tattinger is divine!
ReplyDeleteD'you mind if I pop myself down here. I had a massive day with having my hair done, dinner out and then the movies and cocktails.
Have a fabulous party Miss Scarlet, and I do hope they aren't passing gas. If that's the case, I've got a few has beens and the goddess of pop over on my blog singing for you.
WHeeeeeeeee!
ReplyDeleteWHeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Sorry for dropping off like that... but I was resting my thumbs...
ReplyDeleteWho Stole my bubbly?... Well I hope they don't mind the backwash...
Oh Helllo Roses..... fellow Bitches...
Miss Scarlet's Birthday Party has been an absolute hoot.
Even the "Flap Stack" was an interesting touch.
I wondered what was happening when Mistress yelled "Muff Dive Bitches" then had to avert my eyes to avoid all the gash flash.
My chapeau slipped while Norma was busy telling me about all the in's and out's of her latest proctologist exam... come to think about it... there are a few in's and out's in that stack...
And Mistress Could you cut another piece of Cake for Roses?
This is a wonderful party. Miss Scarlet should turn a year older every day.... Happy Birthday Darling....
CYBERPOOF: Oh, darlings! What a lovely party and the Tattinger is divine!
ReplyDeleteD'you mind if I pop myself down here. I had a massive day with having my hair done, dinner out and then the movies and cocktails.
Have a fabulous party Miss Scarlet, and I do hope they aren't passing gas. If that's the case, I've got a few has beens and the goddess of pop over on my blog singing for you.
I think there’s room for you on the proctology tower.
WALLY: WHeeeeeeeee!
WHeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Somebody’s Xanax has kicked in.
PRINCESS: Sorry for dropping off like that... but I was resting my thumbs...
Who Stole my bubbly?... Well I hope they don't mind the backwash...
Oh Helllo Roses..... fellow Bitches...
Miss Scarlet's Birthday Party has been an absolute hoot.
Even the "Flap Stack" was an interesting touch.
I wondered what was happening when Mistress yelled "Muff Dive Bitches" then had to avert my eyes to avoid all the gash flash.
My chapeau slipped while Norma was busy telling me about all the in's and out's of her latest proctologist exam... come to think about it... there are a few in's and out's in that stack...
And Mistress Could you cut another piece of Cake for Roses?
This is a wonderful party. Miss Scarlet should turn a year older every day.... Happy Birthday Darling....
I fear it’s turned into a cash-for-gash party.
Miss Scarlet made her exit just in time.
Things really take a downward spiral around here quite quickly.
...I'm feeling a little poorly... too much cake..
ReplyDeleteSx
SCARLET: ...I'm feeling a little poorly... too much cake..
ReplyDeleteI’ll plug in the kettle and make you a nice cuppa.
And XL will fluff your pillows.
Proctology tower…ha!
ReplyDeleteBut what are you pointing at?
why, the proctology tower, what else?
What did I miss?
ReplyDeleteSx
SCARLET: What did I miss?
ReplyDeleteJust the usual…
Beast running about with his underpants on his head.
That sort of thing.
Princess needs to put her teeth in!
ReplyDeleteMITZI: Princess needs to put her teeth in!
ReplyDeleteBut she could give someone a right good gumming without them.
Ooh, I missed the fun, and my only chance to chat up that divine lady in the caftan next to Miss Desmond.
ReplyDelete